Me and a mate went in to a pub and my mate said to the stunning
bar maid,

"2 pints of Fosters and a sniff of your knickers please",

She didnt bat an eye lid and poured out 2 pints and placed them on the bar.

I handed over the money and she went off round the corner to the till.

Then, when she came back, I was handed my change, she then proceeded to remove her
panties and put them on my mates pint glass.

My mate went out with her for 6 months after that. ! Lucky Phat B'stard

Just goes to show, you dont get if you dont ask