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Old 03-11-2007, 12:30 PM
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Women goes into a pet shop with the intention to buy a parrot. She walks in sees three parrots all with different price tags one for £100 one for £150 and one for £15. She asks the assistant why is this particular parrot so cheap? The assistant replies "Its from a brothel". Unfased by this the women agrees to buy it.
She takes the parrot home and the bird starts to talk, "Fuck me a new brothel!". The woman laughs finding it quite amusing. Then her daughters return home from school the parrot shouts "Fuck me new Prostitutes!". The daughters laugh also finding it amusing. Lastly the dad comes home from work and the bird shouts again"Fuck me Frank ent seen you for weeks!"
Old 03-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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Old 03-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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aint heard that one for years
Old 03-11-2007, 12:53 PM
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an oldie but still makes me laugh
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:51 PM
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