Apprentice wind-ups
#48
ask him to get sky hooks or purple headed rimming tools
once saw an apprentice get held down and several tubes of silicon pumped around his balls
tie him to a pole and leave the fire hose sprinkling on him and put a sign out asking everyone walking past to soak him in aid of charity
screw his tool box to the floor
put red ink marker on his hard hat with flux wont be long till he gets a red ring round his head
once saw an apprentice get held down and several tubes of silicon pumped around his balls
tie him to a pole and leave the fire hose sprinkling on him and put a sign out asking everyone walking past to soak him in aid of charity
screw his tool box to the floor
put red ink marker on his hard hat with flux wont be long till he gets a red ring round his head
#51
Originally Posted by danneth
chase him with a lighter and can of WD40
#52
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got a vices ?? clamp his overalls in them lol
cable tie them to a chair then but a boil of boiling water on their lap
shut them in a parts trolly and steam clean them (from a distance)
pit them in a bin cable tie the lid shut drill some holes in the lid and start filling it with water
broom handle through the arms then lift them up in the air with the ramp
cable tie them to a chair then but a boil of boiling water on their lap
shut them in a parts trolly and steam clean them (from a distance)
pit them in a bin cable tie the lid shut drill some holes in the lid and start filling it with water
broom handle through the arms then lift them up in the air with the ramp
#53
we had a cockey little sh*te in our workshop,
me and the foreman devised a plan and got him good
-take one broom handle
-one four poster ramp
-one lunch break
-one apprentice
1.pin down apprentice
2.feed broom hanle through the arms of his overalls, from cuff to cuff
3.stand him in the middle of the four poster
4.one person hold him in the correct way and one person lift up the ramp catching the little scroats arms, and leave him dangling, not too high though, just high enough so his tip toes can touch the ground
5. leave him there till he learns not to be cockey
me and the foreman devised a plan and got him good
-take one broom handle
-one four poster ramp
-one lunch break
-one apprentice
1.pin down apprentice
2.feed broom hanle through the arms of his overalls, from cuff to cuff
3.stand him in the middle of the four poster
4.one person hold him in the correct way and one person lift up the ramp catching the little scroats arms, and leave him dangling, not too high though, just high enough so his tip toes can touch the ground
5. leave him there till he learns not to be cockey
#54
we sent the apprentice to the bodyshop factors for two wings for a 747.
give him credit though he thought it was a volvo.
gaffer tape him to a wheelie bin fill it with water, he has then to try and carry it or if he knocks it over he gets wet. simple.
give him credit though he thought it was a volvo.
gaffer tape him to a wheelie bin fill it with water, he has then to try and carry it or if he knocks it over he gets wet. simple.
#55
Sent a trainee to cafe with the breakfast list
and on the list someone had asked for a Clitoris Bun
Also showed him the top and bottom ball joints on a Mini and explained the reason why the ball joints have grease nipples etc then sent him into reception to ask the two young ladies who had drove Mini into garage whether they would like their nipples greased ?
Spray Silicon lube on push bike rims is also a favourite
and on the list someone had asked for a Clitoris Bun
Also showed him the top and bottom ball joints on a Mini and explained the reason why the ball joints have grease nipples etc then sent him into reception to ask the two young ladies who had drove Mini into garage whether they would like their nipples greased ?
Spray Silicon lube on push bike rims is also a favourite
#56
We once sent our extremly cocky work experience lad to get us a bucket of steam, every time he got to us with the bucket we'd tell the steam was no good & he'd run to get more
Sent 1 mechanic down the shop & while he was down there we loaded his toolbox onto the back of the scrap metal truck, should have seen his face when the truck passed him with his toolbox on the back, never seen him run so fast trying to catch it.
Sent 1 mechanic down the shop & while he was down there we loaded his toolbox onto the back of the scrap metal truck, should have seen his face when the truck passed him with his toolbox on the back, never seen him run so fast trying to catch it.
#58
i always wait until the boy goes for a dump then get busy with a can of carb cleaner and a lighter spray round the door frame and underneath, my boy learnt not to give it the biggun after i done that
#59
Used to work in an electrical wholesalers, there was a engineering firm over the road. They used to send their apprenticies in with a flourescent tube and would get them to ask us if we could fill it up with Light for them!!!
And they told them to keep the tube level or all the light would fall to one end!!
Cant remember the amountof times we watched a lad walk back to the enginering place with the tube level and his workmates ripping it out of him !
And they told them to keep the tube level or all the light would fall to one end!!
Cant remember the amountof times we watched a lad walk back to the enginering place with the tube level and his workmates ripping it out of him !
#60
Sent a lad for a bag of new spirit level bubbles last week. When the unleaded petrol came out years ago, i remember i sent someone to have our 110 volt drills converted to run on an unleaded powered generator. I told him the drills we had would only run on leaded
#61
Originally Posted by fuzzy
i used to regulary fill his sandwiches with wood glue and shavings. youd think after the first time he'd check before taking a bite but he never did. we also nailed him star shaped through his sleaves and trouser legs to the hoarding around the shop we were fitting out on a main street next to a bus stop then we undid his trouser button and belt so the more he wriggled the further his trousers fell down.
we also nailed him to a work bench and went home leaving him to be found by the big boss as he was locking up for the night. the boss went mad at him for allowing himself to be nailed down.
we also nailed him to a work bench and went home leaving him to be found by the big boss as he was locking up for the night. the boss went mad at him for allowing himself to be nailed down.
#62
#65
Originally Posted by Hrsturbo
or why not a giggle pin
#66
Originally Posted by Series1Dry
Sent a lad for a bag of new spirit level bubbles last week. When the unleaded petrol came out years ago, i remember i sent someone to have our 110 volt drills converted to run on an unleaded powered generator. I told him the drills we had would only run on leaded
brilliant
#67
Originally Posted by xxshepxx
we had a cockey little sh*te in our workshop,
me and the foreman devised a plan and got him good
-take one broom handle
-one four poster ramp
-one lunch break
-one apprentice
1.pin down apprentice
2.feed broom hanle through the arms of his overalls, from cuff to cuff
3.stand him in the middle of the four poster
4.one person hold him in the correct way and one person lift up the ramp catching the little scroats arms, and leave him dangling, not too high though, just high enough so his tip toes can touch the ground
5. leave him there till he learns not to be cockey
me and the foreman devised a plan and got him good
-take one broom handle
-one four poster ramp
-one lunch break
-one apprentice
1.pin down apprentice
2.feed broom hanle through the arms of his overalls, from cuff to cuff
3.stand him in the middle of the four poster
4.one person hold him in the correct way and one person lift up the ramp catching the little scroats arms, and leave him dangling, not too high though, just high enough so his tip toes can touch the ground
5. leave him there till he learns not to be cockey
#68
does he wear overalls??
lad at our place doesn't so I got him to hold up a gearbox for me, kegged him then went and had lunch
the glue that holds the tread on roller brake testers is stupidly strong and we had some left so I stuck everything I could find to his tool box (including a big picture of a Rover 400), I also put his tool box on axle stands and hid all the wheels....... he's leaving now to join the army
lad at our place doesn't so I got him to hold up a gearbox for me, kegged him then went and had lunch
the glue that holds the tread on roller brake testers is stupidly strong and we had some left so I stuck everything I could find to his tool box (including a big picture of a Rover 400), I also put his tool box on axle stands and hid all the wheels....... he's leaving now to join the army
#69
Originally Posted by mrjenrst
Send him to a stores for a falopion (sp) tube forthe stacker
#70
Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
Sent a trainee to cafe with the breakfast list
and on the list someone had asked for a Clitoris Bun
Also showed him the top and bottom ball joints on a Mini and explained the reason why the ball joints have grease nipples etc then sent him into reception to ask the two young ladies who had drove Mini into garage whether they would like their nipples greased ?
Spray Silicon lube on push bike rims is also a favourite
and on the list someone had asked for a Clitoris Bun
Also showed him the top and bottom ball joints on a Mini and explained the reason why the ball joints have grease nipples etc then sent him into reception to ask the two young ladies who had drove Mini into garage whether they would like their nipples greased ?
Spray Silicon lube on push bike rims is also a favourite
#71
Another one
I used to work at a tyre house we did a lot of truck and agricultural tyre's.
We had a bead cheater which is a compressed air container with a tube about a foot long coming off in the middle and a tap you would fill the thing up with the compressor and basic.ly it would inflate the tyre if the bead did.nt touch the rim.it would fire in a shit load of air with a big bang
So we filled it up to the max and we then filled up the tube with tyre talc and waited for this kid to go for a shit and when he was curling one out we put the tube under the door and let it off.
It was fucking brilliant lol
He came out like casper the ghost
And it had line's on his overall's where they'd been round his ankle's
But with it been so effective everyone had it done to them when they went to the bog
I used to work at a tyre house we did a lot of truck and agricultural tyre's.
We had a bead cheater which is a compressed air container with a tube about a foot long coming off in the middle and a tap you would fill the thing up with the compressor and basic.ly it would inflate the tyre if the bead did.nt touch the rim.it would fire in a shit load of air with a big bang
So we filled it up to the max and we then filled up the tube with tyre talc and waited for this kid to go for a shit and when he was curling one out we put the tube under the door and let it off.
It was fucking brilliant lol
He came out like casper the ghost
And it had line's on his overall's where they'd been round his ankle's
But with it been so effective everyone had it done to them when they went to the bog
#72
strip him naked and cover his manhood in grease shave off his pubic hair parade him round the workshop naked then take him outside for all to see strip him naked tie him to a pair of sack trucks and if its an indusrual estate wheel him round to all the other units and show him off dont give him any clothes to wear for the day give him a real bad hair cut
#79
squash all the air out of the teabag in a cup of tea and it falls to the bottom of the cup. one of the other apprentices used to gulp his tea down and was also dead cocky, so we left one in the bottom of the cup and he gulped it. he then preceded to throw it all back up and make a mess of the workshop so the boss went mad and got him to stay behind and clear it all up!
He tried in vein to get us back, but he wasnt that sharp. he also fell for the long weight trick...
He tried in vein to get us back, but he wasnt that sharp. he also fell for the long weight trick...