Greg Shepherd

Life from a strictly mathematical viewpoint goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E !
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

"REMEMBER, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

dave cos4x4

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Westy

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welcome to 1990..

PT

This is GD Greg, muppet room is one down

biglee

G-R-E-G-W-A-N-K-I-N-G

7+13+5+7+23+1+14+11+9+14+7 = 111%

pani_k

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heres a question for you,

what gives you the right to say that a has a value of 1 and c has a value of 3 and m has a value of 13??

That's not a mathematical formula, its just you assigning different numbers to different letters.

It in no way suggests any sort of proportion. They are not part of the same thing so how can you say they represent a percentage of something that isn't the same?

Magic Numbers

Charlie Chalk

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pmsl

Benni

I believe you cannot get more than 100%.

Greg Shepherd

tom rad dont you laugh

biglee you cheeky coont

biglee

you clever bugger you....sorry..