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I was heading home today from a mates house minding my own business when this tit in a new 530d bmw started tailgating me. I was doing about 60mph on a dual carriage way and his car was so close to my bumper i couldn't even see his plate. All i could see in my mirror was him and his mates laughing and joking. After about a mile or 2 when the road wasn't as busy he thought he'd do a little showing off to his mates and floor his bmw thinking it would piss all over my ST. I left him fly past for a few hundread yards and then floored mine. The look on the tossers face when i past him was priceless. 70000 euros worth of bmw getting pissed on by a car not even half its price Fucking wanker might think better the next time

Miller 3

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There all the same

MadMac

yep the st is only marginally quicker than the 530d on paper

Karl 3dr

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Fucking wanker might think better the next time[/quote]

I doubt it! Sounds like a typical BMW driver!

I bet his indicators didnt work either??!!

focus st2

But on paper my ST isn't supposed to have a dreamscience remap

Miller 3

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I doubt it! Sounds like a typical BMW driver!

I bet his indicators didnt work either??!! [/quote]



"What BMW's have indicators"

S3an

and im sure a decent spec saph at a 1/4 of the price of your car would piss all over your st aswell.

Speedy Gonzalez

good lad

CDZ1609

hmmm, bloody bmw drivers , ive got a bimmer,lol, dont worry im a cozi girl at heart

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If BMWs are so good, why do they feel the need to use this site

Miller 3

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Well said Si

carl_f

nice one mate

MadMac

Fair play

mercurys2

wow what an achievement you bet a 530d, the speed limit on a dual carriageway is 70 maybe you should of moved over to let him pass

Miller 3

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What !!

Alan s1

Only if it has a barrier seperating the 2 carageways i had to do a speed awareness schem and got court out on that

focus st2

i didnt say it was an achievement and the speed limit over in ireland is 60mph/100kph

focus st2

Had a saph before mate, was an awesome car too. Would still have it but the misses wanted something more reliable Would definitely buy another if i came across a good one

aduz

my god 530d must be shit slow

Karl 3dr

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So you've never exceeded 70mph then?

Think he was just trying to point out that the bmw driver was being a penis for sitting so close

Ginge !

wait till your doing 110ish and you got jb fletch tailgating you so close all you can see is wiper blades and jimmy saviles son pointing to the lift for you to move out the way then when you do se him fuck off into the distance and fuck knows what speed

theres also a bloke with a rs6 who went to the ring and was following me when i was doing 130ish till he got bored and undertook me and i aint seen him since

Mr Sam

on holiday in wales i ran into the back of a BMW nans micra just doesnt doo 'braking'

popped a bit of trim off his car and scuffed the paint on the micra he was a really pleasant guy even appologising and everything


fucking cocks just like the rest of them i had a letter from his insurance company then 1 from a solicitor claiming im a negligent driver didnt brake or swerve etc etc..........ive not bothered to send the second letter on as they spelt my name wrong, that was nearly a month ago so if i recive owt else ill just send it back saying so and so doesnt live here



ill ram him up the arse with the tractor next time give him summin to moan about


also yesterday one comes flying into a corner half my side of the road im still a way off so played chicken with him.......didnt half shit him up

Mr Sam

that sounds like fun

MadMac

Sounds dangerous! but then again so does tailgaiting at 100mph....

Nick.

Me and ben1 (from here) have done a few road trips to sheffield, london wales etc and on pretty much all of them we have had some cunt tail gaiting us.... little do they know that ben's brake light switch on the pedal is taking drugs and constantly on edge..

Push the brake pedal down little more than 2mm and the lights come on without the car slowing down.. quite funny watching them back off to a decent distance after they think there gonna go into the back of us

ballin

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shut up you cunt!

AlexF

erm because they use to own fords and like the people on here?

JjCoDeX75

I wish to take a moment to refute this rather visous claim as a BMW driver.....




BMWs do not have indicators, nor have they ever been fitted to our cars.
BMWs are equipped with IPIDs (also known as Illegal Parking Indication Devices). As you probably know, BMWs are entitled to park anywhere they feel like. As part of this privilage, we are required to let other road users know that we know that we are parked illegally. As such, we are required by law to switch on our IPIDs.

I am not sure where this rumour that BMWs had indicators came from - it is just not true

I hope that this clears up any misunderstandings.

JJ

ricky_3dr

They all reckon they own the road, cock lords

tabetha

Must have been a bad one to get left by an ST, sure it wasn't just a badged up one ?
Every 3 series round here is an M3, or so the badge says.
tabetha

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tabetha,

An ST is pretty good anyway but one with the DS software upgrade
makes it much better

xr4x4rs

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tbh

bmw drivers are the worst on the road for tailgating and thinking they own the road becuase of the car they drive etc

and what pisses me off is that all bmw drivers ive seen dont give way to oncomming traffic as they think there in the rite

but the look on there faces when they realise your not going to move is priceless as they soon realsie that you have righter way supose it helped when i was in mitsi warrior aswell

the last one was a load of chavs in some sort of new 3 series convertable going down the bypass giving it staks up my arse when i was in the cossie, mre fool them as the smoking problem i had i could fill the dual carriage way up with smoke if the turbo kicked in, so i did just that, 25psi and loads of blue smoke coming out the thing, bet they wish they never had the roof down as the smoke was for a good half mile


bmw drivers(most of them) are WANKERS!

xr2i-carl

i use this site because i was once a dedicated ford fan, i may not be anymore but enjopy the many good posts on here

re-map a 530d and it will be nearly 300bhp

brad

dont think i,l even get involved with this one

Rhys

oh dear

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A quote from a member on here a while ago that I have kept as it makes me laugh..........


I think a week later he bought the yellow beemer that Jim Galbally now has

xr2i-carl

you mean gallaby once had?

xr4x4rs

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xr2i-carl

isnt that your dads car though?