http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Passionford.

 

lol saw this before, pretty funny

 

"Shake the Bottle, Wake the Cosworth."

 

put your user name in it lol

 

Every Kiss Begins With Pugo


hehehe

pugo

 

Refreshes the 3drbadboy Other Beers Cannot Reach.

 

A 3drbadboy Works Wonders.

 

Cleans Your Floor Without Hofajoab.

Go On, Get Your Hofajoab Out.

Top Breeders Recommend Hofajoab.

 

The Too Good to Hurry Aaron1204

 

Aaron1204 Really Satisfies

True dat

 

3-in-1 Protection for your Swerv

Just for the Taste of Swerv

Every Swerv Helps

pmsl

 

Did Somebody Say Vroooom Ptssssh?

Go To Work On A Vroooom Ptssssh.

Gives A Meal Vroooom Ptssssh-Appeal.

 

Happiness is a Cigar Called Spadge

You Can Do It When You Spadge It.

rofl

 

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Lesbians.

Hand-Built by Lesbians

There Ain't No Party Like A Lesbians Party.

 

So easy, no wonder Maria is #1


thats not good is it?

 

i scream, you scream, we all scream for muska_funsta

 

lol @ muska funsta!

 

"can you tell muska funsta from butter?"

 

'Do The K3v ha' WTF??

 

Bread Wi' Cabrioturbo Taken Out.

Chocolate Cabrioturbo Since 1911

 

'To our members, were the fourth K3V HA'



When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be K3v Ha Overnight.



Nothing Works Better Than a K3v Ha.

Oh dear

 

Stimulation for Body and Spiky.



FPMSL

 

oth this is soooooooooooooo funny



We'll Leave The Spiky On For You.

It's Not TV. It's Spiky.

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Spiky On Your Knife.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Spiky Knows for Sure....FPMSL

Dude, You're Getting a Spiky!....................ROFLMAO

 

Made In Scotland From Vroooom Ptssssh. how did it know im Scottish?

Biting the Hand that Feeds Vroooom Ptssssh.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Vroooom Ptssssh?

 

Bet You Can't Eat Hofajoab.

Because Hofajoab Can't Drive. .. cheeky bugger

A Day Without Hofajoab is Like a Day Without Sunshine. TOO TRUE!

Life Should Taste As Good As Hofajoab. - Hear that ladies? you havn't lived until you've tried some Hofajoab.

 

Kills All Known Hofajoab - Dead.

Right then, that's the last time i'm trying that

 

pmsl

 

it's strangely addictive.

 

"All You Need is a Christian And Beccy and a Dream"

Or perhaps in memory of our good friend.....

"I Wish I Were an Ima Weiner"

"Did Somebody Say Ima?"

 

"Super Tony Turbo is almost here"



So true too

 

Or this one for Fastmaul......

"Go Crack a Dirty Cock Licker."

 

"The Mr C of a new Generation"

 

"Good honest AndyRST since 1896"


Now I knew he was old, but didn't think he was that old

 

lol

 

"Fill It To The Rim With Blow Job"

LMFAOOOOOO



"Fast Blow Job and Good for You"

"Better Ingredients, Better Blow Job"

"So Easy, No Wonder Blow Job is #1"

"Blow Job Born and Bred"

"Dial Down the Blow Job"

"It's a Beautiful Blow Job"



i could play with this thing for hours

 

"Devon Knows How They Make Blow Jobs So Creamy"

the best yet

 

FPMSL

 

How many licks does it take to get to the centre ofa Less

 

"With A Name Like Andreas, It Has To Be Good." - ooh yeah

"All You Add Is Andreas." - im your sugar and salt

"Good To The Last Andreas." - have some more

"An Andreas Is Forever." - all night looong

"I Feel Like Andreas Tonight." - no shit

Its scary how well they know me.

 

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Sexy-aRSe it is!