GRRRRRR!!!!

Look at the below transcript of my convo with him just trying to get his picture of his car back on MSN!!!! Click on the link to view diagram which he still couldnt get his head round!!!

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Lee says:
oooh....you've found how 2 change ur name LOL!
Sticker Paul says:
Yeah, but lost you pic at the side & the font is too big
Lee says:
lolol
Sticker Paul says:
not lolol...help me, found the font, how do i get the pic back up
Lee says:
there shud be an arrow sumwhere 2 re-expand it

Sticker Paul is inviting you to start Whiteboard. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

The invitation from Sticker Paul to start Whiteboard was declined. You need to upgrade to Windows XP to use this feature.

Lee says:
no u've really broken i t
Sticker Paul says:
ive lost the pics
Sticker Paul says:
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Lee says:
Tools - Change Display Picture
Lee says:
that shud get urs back
Lee says:
or...
Lee says:
Tools - Options
Sticker Paul says:
weres that?
Lee says:
under my display picture
Lee says:
tick the two boxes
Lee says:
on the toolbar u nugget
Sticker Paul says:
thats what im saying, i aint got your display pic
Lee says:
CLICK ON TOOLS
Lee says:
THEN CLICK ON OPTIONS
Sticker Paul says:
Theres nothing saying TOOLS
Lee says:
then under the heading 'My Display Picture' in the box that comes up
Lee says:
can u see where it says Invite
Sticker Paul says:
Ive got 3 boxs at the side were the pic was saying...start camera start talking i want to...
Sticker Paul says:
What have i done
Lee says:
2 secs
Lee sends:



Sending of "stickystickerpaulmess.jpg" to Sticker Paul has failed.

Sticker Paul says:
what ya dooiinnnnnnnn
Lee sends:


Lee says:
try again

Sending of "stickystickerpaulmess.jpg" to Sticker Paul has failed.

Lee says:
grrrrrrrrr
Sticker Paul says:
nothing happening
Lee says:
bear with me
Lee says:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...erpaulmess.jpg
Sticker Paul says:
I ain tgot that mate
Lee says:
grrrr
Sticker Paul says:
what have i done
Lee says:
have u got anything that looks similar
Sticker Paul says:
nope
Lee says:
describe the screen then
Sticker Paul says:
Ive got everything thats on that pic you sent, apart from the web cam pics etc & the pic of your car
Lee says:
so u havent got the small circle that the yellow circle is pointing 2
Sticker Paul says:
nope
Lee says:
Press these 2 keys together - ALT T
Lee says:
u shud get the tools menu
Sticker Paul says:
nothing matey
Lee says:
press at the same time
Lee says:
ALT & the letter T
Sticker Paul says:
still nowt
Lee says:
now ur lyinh
Lee says:
g
Lee says:
try ALT F
Lee says:
the alt key
Lee says:
on the right hand side of the space bar
Lee says:
sorry left
Sticker Paul says:
the file has opened...save & my files
Lee says:

Lee says:
right...now click on Tools
Lee says:
then options
Sticker Paul says:
theres nothing saying tools or options
Lee says:
whats next to file
Sticker Paul says:
save, save as, open files, close
Lee says:
on the right of file ya tit
Sticker Paul says:
it says recieved files
Lee says:

Lee says:
then wot
Sticker Paul says:
thats it. best if you open mt account & see what ive done. stickerpaul@hotmail.com, ******* password.
Lee says:
cant cos its computer based - not account based
Sticker Paul says:
damm
Lee says:
try - keeping ya finger on the ALT key (left of space bar) then individually press the 'T' key then the 'O' key
Sticker Paul says:
nope
Lee says:


Sticker Paul is inviting you to start a video conference. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You can't accept this invitation because a video conference is only available on Windows XP. Please ask Sticker Paul to send you an invitation to an audio conversation or webcam instead.

Sticker Paul is inviting you to start an audio conversation. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Lee says:
nooo

Your invitation to start webcam could not be sent because Sticker Paul is using a version of Messenger that does not support this feature.

Sticker Paul says:
what the fook has happened ther
Lee says:
ur fuckin it even more probably

Sticker Paul has canceled the invitation to start an audio conversation.

Sticker Paul is inviting you to start a video conference. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You can't accept this invitation because a video conference is only available on Windows XP. Please ask Sticker Paul to send you an invitation to an audio conversation or webcam instead.

Sticker Paul says:
if i go to view & slide bar, it gets rid of all the txt, but still on pics
Lee says:
sounds like u've got an earlier version of messenger
Lee says:
2 secs
Sticker Paul says:
ive only lost the pic this morning
Lee says:
what operating system have u got?
Sticker Paul says:
in english
Lee says:
windows version? 98, 2000, XP?
Sticker Paul says:
XP at work & at home
Lee says:
go here
Lee says:
http://messenger.msn.co.uk/download/?dlos=0
Lee says:
and click on Download Now
Sticker Paul says:
do i run or save
Lee says:
run
Sticker Paul says:
downloading.
Lee says:
least sumthings workin
Sticker Paul says:

Sticker Paul says:
its all downloaded
Lee says:
what options u gotr
Sticker Paul says:
yeah im back, thats better
Sticker Paul says:
how do i change font & name again
Lee says:
click on FONT just above where u type in a message
Lee says:

Sticker Paul says:
were u gone
Lee says:
ere
Sticker Paul says:
how do i change my name, font again
Lee says:
click on tools
Lee says:
then options
Sticker Paul says:
sorted
Lee says:
thank fuck for that
Sticker Paul says:
just the pic now. Dont no what the hell i done. See its not only cossies i can break.
Lee says:
click on tools - options
Lee says:
the first 2 tickboxes u can see on that page
Lee says:
tick em
Sticker Paul says:
sorted again...hopefully
Lee says:

Sticker Paul says:
cheers for that mate.
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That took about 45mins believe it or not!!! Quick everyone block him from your MSN incase he needs help again!!!

 

 

I blame Tiff

 

I had a convo with him last night thinking I was a different Lee

 

 

Lee i told Lee that, oh to many Lee's.

Im going to do some work.........yeah right

 

blocked

and FPMSL at teaching

 

Yeah...he thought you were me!!

Apparently he was gonna come round to mine....what would of pissed him off even more was that I wouldnt have been in anyway.....15mile round trip for no reason!!! LMAO!!

Hes a danger to himself methinks!!

 

 

let this be a lesson to yall - stay off the crack

 

Wait til little Joe see's this, he will piss himself laughing

 

Not my fault at all

Paul

You really are thick as pig shit

 

Glad i didnt add him on

 

lmfao I have had stupid covo's like that before the worst is being pissed on msn And getting added into a convo with about 20 blokes

 

 

TIFF.......say it how it is!!!

 

PS paul, iv mastered the art of airbrushing

 

No point beating round the bush with these Scousers Lee

 

oh god.....thats why u keep messaging me paul then is it....for help.....well ill stop replying.....or at least make it clear I havent got the half-days free to give you an msn induction =)
joking hunny, had me in stitches tho, that is computer illiteracy a its best.

 

TIFF - We aint all as bad people make out you know.....well.....I cant speak on behalf of Sticker Paul....hes an entity all to himself!!!

KATIE - he needs all the help he can get.....just humour him!!!!

 

Just in case theres anyone else out there that wants to insult Sticker Paul's lack of modern technology knowledge!!!

 

For all you lot

Not you though Katie

Once again im keeping you all entertained