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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:05 PM
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sitting here 5 mins ago, and i hear a bang outside my house, (well where i rent ) its down i quiet road in the town, its a road only residents go down, anyway, i hear another bang and go to look out the window, fook, the poor bstard accross the road has just had his car smashed to bits by his " EX " ITS A NEW SKODA ,HES A TAXI DRIVER TOO,
the rear lights are in a million pieces on the floor. the mirrors are bent and the rear screen is smashed, and thats just what i can see in the light, ii know it was his ex, as ive seen the fat cow about, the 2x4 she used nearly went through the downstairs window. i will get some pics in the morning, thank god ive got a garage up the road, .

it woke me up, and now im wide awake
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:06 PM
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Crazy bint
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:07 PM
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burds eh!

poor guy will be out of work for a few days atleast! tut tut.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:08 PM
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a woman scourned

best steer well away from the heffer
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:08 PM
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she just walked across the road, with a little dog at her side, and got into a getaway car,


nothing like this happens here, its usualy dead borring lol
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:08 PM
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shoot her and sell her to the local chinese restaurant
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:10 PM
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the dog or the bird,
suppose it depends which one has the most meat on it!
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:12 PM
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last time i heard those noises when sum fukker drove thru my front wall
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:12 PM
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Jo maxi driver wont be best chuffed when he see's his smashed skoda.........or will he?
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by djskitzy
shoot her and sell her to the local chinese restaurant
thats funny to the people who know me, theres a chinese about 80 yds from my door .. good idea
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:36 PM
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Women cant live with them, not allowed to kill them!!!!!
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 12:31 AM
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pmsl @ Bob It goes to show that none of them are well .....[ducks for cover]
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 07:12 AM
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is it worthing dave ?
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 08:53 AM
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all skodas should get that treatment.
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 10:25 AM
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brad yes ,

pictures lol. hes not got up yet, she tried to do all the windows, as theres mud marks on them, but only managed to smash the back one, no pannel damage, she just went for the glass, she should have used a hammer








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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by saphycozzie-adz
all skodas should get that treatment.


i agree, but the poor bloke still has to earn money as hes got a 8 year old daughter, and shes not going to let him see her now i guess, ive been through the same crap, its not nice ,
but its worked out for me now,hes got it all to go through
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Deerhunter
Originally Posted by djskitzy
shoot her and sell her to the local chinese restaurant
thats funny to the people who know me, theres a chinese about 80 yds from my door .. good idea
you bet me to it there dave
im glad you said to me to leave my s1 around by your garaghe that time i came down
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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exactly, its safe as houses there at the garage
now you see why i want to move north a bit ,
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 11:33 AM
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hello dave
its all going on then i see m8
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