sitting here 5 mins ago, and i hear a bang outside my house, (well where i rent ) its down i quiet road in the town, its a road only residents go down, anyway, i hear another bang and go to look out the window, fook, the poor bstard accross the road has just had his car smashed to bits by his " EX "

ITS A NEW SKODA ,HES A TAXI DRIVER TOO,
the rear lights are in a million pieces on the floor. the mirrors are bent and the rear screen is smashed, and thats just what i can see in the light, ii know it was his ex, as ive seen the fat cow about, the 2x4 she used nearly went through the downstairs window. i will get some pics in the morning, thank god ive got a garage up the road, .
it woke me up, and now im wide awake