i like clarkson, but sometimes he does talk shite
03-12-2009, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by RicharnPON
... for that I should apologise
Classic non-apology apology used by politicians and rapists the world over.
In case you didn't quite see it the first time:
Originally Posted by RicharnPON
... for that I should apologise
03-12-2009, 07:21 AM
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Er?
YOU didn't though did YOU!!!!
Its an very fast and capable all round car. NO arguments there. I hear you are even a very good driver on track with it as well.
But there is just no way that YOU choose it!
YOUR DAD DID!
why would someone your age choose a automatic Diesel when they are clearly into track days and drag racing?!?!?!
you reckon you have done 150 quarter mile runs... and funnily enough I bet they are all VERY similar times?? IN YOUR AUTOMATIC CAR WITH TRACTION CONTROL!!!
I mean you have to be some kinda retard to keep wanting to do 1/4 mile after 1/4 mile in an automatic diesel with traction control???
I remember watching you at Brunters keep trying and trying and begging for another go.... it was incredulous. Why did you think it would suddenly go faster than it did on the other 10 goes?!??!?!
WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE??? press accelerator and then press the brake 13 seconds later.
YOU didn't though did YOU!!!!
Its an very fast and capable all round car. NO arguments there. I hear you are even a very good driver on track with it as well.
But there is just no way that YOU choose it!
YOUR DAD DID!
why would someone your age choose a automatic Diesel when they are clearly into track days and drag racing?!?!?!
you reckon you have done 150 quarter mile runs... and funnily enough I bet they are all VERY similar times?? IN YOUR AUTOMATIC CAR WITH TRACTION CONTROL!!!
I mean you have to be some kinda retard to keep wanting to do 1/4 mile after 1/4 mile in an automatic diesel with traction control???
I remember watching you at Brunters keep trying and trying and begging for another go.... it was incredulous. Why did you think it would suddenly go faster than it did on the other 10 goes?!??!?!
WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE??? press accelerator and then press the brake 13 seconds later.
03-12-2009, 07:52 AM
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hahahaha i was actually looking forward to coming and reading this on the way to work lol
and Carl you havent failed me, and made yourself look like a complete cock once again lol
and Lee - Quality reply lol
and Carl you havent failed me, and made yourself look like a complete cock once again lol
and Lee - Quality reply lol
03-12-2009, 07:55 AM
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Its true though.
A trained Chimpanzee could do EXACTLY the same time as Carl in the car....
but the Chimp would be bored shitless after 5 goes let alone 150!!!
and the Chimp would have worked out after 3 attempts that the only way the car was going faster was with more power or less weight.
03-12-2009, 08:19 AM
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Er?
YOU didn't though did YOU!!!!
Its an very fast and capable all round car. NO arguments there. I hear you are even a very good driver on track with it as well.
But there is just no way that YOU choose it!
YOUR DAD DID!
why would someone your age choose a automatic Diesel when they are clearly into track days and drag racing?!?!?!
you reckon you have done 150 quarter mile runs... and funnily enough I bet they are all VERY similar times?? IN YOUR AUTOMATIC CAR WITH TRACTION CONTROL!!!
I mean you have to be some kinda retard to keep wanting to do 1/4 mile after 1/4 mile in an automatic diesel with traction control???
I remember watching you at Brunters keep trying and trying and begging for another go.... it was incredulous. Why did you think it would suddenly go faster than it did on the other 10 goes?!??!?!
WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE??? press accelerator and then press the brake 13 seconds later.
YOU didn't though did YOU!!!!
Its an very fast and capable all round car. NO arguments there. I hear you are even a very good driver on track with it as well.
But there is just no way that YOU choose it!
YOUR DAD DID!
why would someone your age choose a automatic Diesel when they are clearly into track days and drag racing?!?!?!
you reckon you have done 150 quarter mile runs... and funnily enough I bet they are all VERY similar times?? IN YOUR AUTOMATIC CAR WITH TRACTION CONTROL!!!
I mean you have to be some kinda retard to keep wanting to do 1/4 mile after 1/4 mile in an automatic diesel with traction control???
I remember watching you at Brunters keep trying and trying and begging for another go.... it was incredulous. Why did you think it would suddenly go faster than it did on the other 10 goes?!??!?!
WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE??? press accelerator and then press the brake 13 seconds later.
LOL @ that
03-12-2009, 11:39 AM
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Oh i know someone better ner ner ner,grow up!
There will alway's be better ALWAY'S,He said he is a very good driver of his BMW and your problem with that is?
I bet your a good soild driver of your car too mate but you don't hear people having a snipe at u about it!
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03-12-2009, 02:19 PM
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surely soeone somewhere will have copied them when they were posted up?
althgouh i'm not sure how it would look if they ere then found to be in the public domain and, as i would, i'm sure he'd make a fuss and have them removed
fair enough giving him a computer threashing, but leave his old dear out of it
althgouh i'm not sure how it would look if they ere then found to be in the public domain and, as i would, i'm sure he'd make a fuss and have them removed
fair enough giving him a computer threashing, but leave his old dear out of it
03-12-2009, 04:24 PM
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No i'm friend's with your mum
I loved that was a cracking tag imo
03-12-2009, 05:18 PM
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This thread just gets more and more amusing everytime I read it.
I can't help but feel sorry for the guy, but then I read something else that's so funny I almost wet myself
I can't help but feel sorry for the guy, but then I read something else that's so funny I almost wet myself
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If that's the only place he said apologise and there wasn't a sentence afterwards confirming it, then no Benni, he didn't.
Classic non-apology apology used by politicians and rapists the world over.
In case you didn't quite see it the first time:
I like to clear these things up when I see them.
Classic non-apology apology used by politicians and rapists the world over.
In case you didn't quite see it the first time:
I like to clear these things up when I see them.
P.S There are some dirty fuckers on here.
Benni.
