i like clarkson, but sometimes he does talk shite
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They'd slag Porkie off too if his parents bought them for him. Because Porkie has worked for his cars, they can't say nothing and rightly so. However, they feel because Carl's BMW was paid for by his Father, they somehow have the right to have a go at him, even though they'd not turn one down themselves... In a million years.
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Its not what car you have, or how you got it, its how you act that matters. If Porkie, to use a current example was to come on and say "check my fleet of awesome cars out that I own because I am better than all you potless wankers" then he would get cained off the forum I am sure, but he doesn't, so he don't.
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Benni, weren't you technically "given" a car as well? Or at least, having one paid for?
I couldn't be more happy for you [seeing as you're a total stranger]. The one difference is your every second post isn't a comparison of your volvo to other cars, how slow they are in comparison and how tuneable yours is compared to them blah blah blah.
I don't begrudge Carl's dad giving him a car, paying the finance or lease or whatever has happened. I just find reading through the same replies with figures of BMWs doing quarter miles on every other post, a bit tedious. I wouldn't normally bother posting about it as I just ignore posts that don't interest me but it's cold and I'm bored and want a cuddle.
I couldn't be more happy for you [seeing as you're a total stranger]. The one difference is your every second post isn't a comparison of your volvo to other cars, how slow they are in comparison and how tuneable yours is compared to them blah blah blah.
I don't begrudge Carl's dad giving him a car, paying the finance or lease or whatever has happened. I just find reading through the same replies with figures of BMWs doing quarter miles on every other post, a bit tedious. I wouldn't normally bother posting about it as I just ignore posts that don't interest me but it's cold and I'm bored and want a cuddle.
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Talk about a personal attack or what,
Christ cos he brag's about his BMW and............Your all so sad to be wound up by that![Grin](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
I wonder if some of the 500+hp cossie owner's come on her bragging about there car are gonna get slated?
We all love our car's a passion we all share
I think my S1 is gonna beasty as fuck when i get the EFI done on her and i wanna rip most cossie's down with my 1.6 for shit's and giggle's so if i said it would beat a cossie i would be bragging and deserve the treatment your handing out to carl?!?
You say carl is childish in his way's,Christ check your self's out first a good look in the mirror and u may be suprised
Christ cos he brag's about his BMW and............Your all so sad to be wound up by that
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I wonder if some of the 500+hp cossie owner's come on her bragging about there car are gonna get slated?
We all love our car's a passion we all share
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I think my S1 is gonna beasty as fuck when i get the EFI done on her and i wanna rip most cossie's down with my 1.6 for shit's and giggle's so if i said it would beat a cossie i would be bragging and deserve the treatment your handing out to carl?!?
You say carl is childish in his way's,Christ check your self's out first a good look in the mirror and u may be suprised
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S1 John....
Carl is a LEGEND on Pistonheads...
Its an enormous huge huge mega site... and he made a BIG impression. It was probably THE funniest thread in the history of Pistonheads.
People STILL joke about 335d (mapped) at least once a day I reckon....
There are many many many things you have missed out on mate
Carl is a LEGEND on Pistonheads...
Its an enormous huge huge mega site... and he made a BIG impression. It was probably THE funniest thread in the history of Pistonheads.
People STILL joke about 335d (mapped) at least once a day I reckon....
There are many many many things you have missed out on mate
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S1 John....
Carl is a LEGEND on Pistonheads...
Its an enormous huge huge mega site... and he made a BIG impression. It was probably THE funniest thread in the history of Pistonheads.
People STILL joke about 335d (mapped) at least once a day I reckon....
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Carl is a LEGEND on Pistonheads...
Its an enormous huge huge mega site... and he made a BIG impression. It was probably THE funniest thread in the history of Pistonheads.
People STILL joke about 335d (mapped) at least once a day I reckon....
There are many many many things you have missed out on mate
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Some people just shouldn't be allowed internet access!
http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic...0DADS%20BEEMER
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Some people just shouldn't be allowed internet access!
http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic...0DADS%20BEEMER
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What I find amazing, if you follow that link, and any other relating to Carl that the thread ALWAYS kicks off, even if Carl doesn't post much. He really seems to have a habit of irritating people.
He'd actually be a nice guy if he resisted banging on about that bloody car. You'd have thought he'd have got the message by now having been rinsed by just about every car based forum going!
He'd actually be a nice guy if he resisted banging on about that bloody car. You'd have thought he'd have got the message by now having been rinsed by just about every car based forum going!
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Thats an old thread too Dojj, just wondered how mk5 whatshisface stumbled on this old thread ![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
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Not half. They don't mince words or suffer from 'overmoderation' shall we say.
Twats like that give all BMW drivers a bad name though, sadly.
He really needs to get out more and find maybe a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .gif
Twats like that give all BMW drivers a bad name though, sadly.
He really needs to get out more and find maybe a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .gif
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and to be fair. He has I think....
it did take the BIGGEST rinsing in the HISTORY of the internet though
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Carl was even getting smashed up on american BMW forums and the like.
he really is a global internet LEGEND
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Quite proud I met him
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search for 335d (mapped) on Pistonheads
soooooooooooooooooo many threads.... and soooooooooo funny!
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His test drive of an 08 RS6 Avant
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its because he thinks his car makes him special
xr2i carl on
my mate and i both have 3 bedroom houses but mine is better because the loo flushes faster than his how can he be serious
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my mate and i both have 3 bedroom houses but mine is better because the loo flushes faster than his how can he be serious
xr2i carl off
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Lol at you guys resurecting this thread from two and a half years ago. I bought the bm off my dad this week 2 years ago. Least it still creating some
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.
funny threads. Car still going strong after Over 150 1/4mile runs, 3 ring trips, several track days and a beating every day of the week lol.