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Old 31-07-2007, 03:12 PM
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Default Funny T-shirts for my holidays?

OK, I am looking for some seriously sick/jokey T-shirts for my jollies.

I can't access T-shirt hell at work, does anyone know of any more sites?

I want seriously sick ones as well as pure comedy ones :tu:
Old 31-07-2007, 03:22 PM
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I BLOW DOGS written on the back should offend.
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Originally Posted by COMEDY DAN
I BLOW DOGS written on the back should offend.
Not even near sick enough

I saw one on T-shirt hell that said something like "I surfed the Tsunami 2004" and had a guy surfing on a deckchair
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why would you want to go on holiday wearing sick t shirts?

will you wearing your union jack shorts and looking for a chippy?
Old 31-07-2007, 03:32 PM
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http://www.extraugly.com/

http://tiny-p.co.uk/tiny-p/

but Tshirt hell as you've said is easily the most outragous
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Can you see T-shirt hell ones if I link them to here?

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No chip

Aduz - I shall indeed. I will be drinking in the Red Lion and watching Only Fools & Horses all day
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if you wear t shirts like that your just asking for trouble mate to be honest if a group of lads came to a club i was working at with t shirts like them i wouldnt let them in
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Originally Posted by Deal or No Deal Dan
if you wear t shirts like that your just asking for trouble mate to be honest if a group of lads came to a club i was working at with t shirts like them i wouldnt let them in


It's only for wandering about in the day, lol

Some people are so sensitive.


Bet you all laugh your bollocks off at You've been Framed though
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I love the baby ones:

Old 31-07-2007, 03:39 PM
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why wouild you wanna? youl just look like a prick like the other million people doing the same thing thinking they wacky when infact then wankers.
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Originally Posted by Phil79
Originally Posted by Deal or No Deal Dan
if you wear t shirts like that your just asking for trouble mate to be honest if a group of lads came to a club i was working at with t shirts like them i wouldnt let them in


It's only for wandering about in the day, lol

Some people are so sensitive.


Bet you all laugh your bollocks off at You've been Framed though
phil i aint sayin they aint funny at all..i have got about 6 stupid t shirts made up for jollies......but sometimes its the words that some people may find offensive.....not the way it is meant
Old 31-07-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
why wouild you wanna? youl just look like a prick like the other million people doing the same thing thinking they wacky when infact then wankers.

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Ahhhhh

You mean ones with like C.U.N.T in big letters?
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Now THATS whast am talking about

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Originally Posted by Deal or No Deal Dan
but sometimes its the words that some people may find offensive.....not the way it is meant
You mean like a Jesus fish with the word 'Bastard' written in it
Or the '1000 of your daughters children have died on her face'

PS - Ive got the first and has the second
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Originally Posted by Stavros
why wouild you wanna? youl just look like a prick like the other million people doing the same thing thinking they wacky when infact then wankers.

Depends though, anyone who went to meet their girlfriends dad for the first time wearing this would be a true hero in my opinion




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id still say he a twat desperatley looking for the attention he cant get without wearing "wacky" shock t-shirts.
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http://www.pornstarclothing.com/clot...-sleeve-ts.htm

some good ones there
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Originally Posted by Stavros
id still say he a twat desperatley looking for the attention he cant get without wearing "wacky" shock t-shirts.
He'd also be looking for a girlfriend I would wager



Seriously though, surely anyone who isnt wearing a pair of denim's from asda and a plain t-shirt is looking to get some sort of attention from their clothes, or impress peopel with the dress sense etc, whats so wrong with that?
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Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
http://www.pornstarclothing.com/clothing/mens-clothing_mens-short-sleeve-ts.htm

some good ones there


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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Seriously though, surely anyone who isnt wearing a pair of denim's from asda and a plain t-shirt is looking to get some sort of attention from their clothes, or impress peopel with the dress sense etc, whats so wrong with that?
Just like modding a car.

I am sure most of us get called at some point of having a loud exhaust or lairy paintwork?

It's that PF high horse on the loose again. It needs putting back in it's fucking stable
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Originally Posted by Stavros
id still say he a twat desperatley looking for the attention he cant get without wearing "wacky" shock t-shirts.
Take it you wear TopMan shirt and Tie combo's then as not to attract attention (insert your own smilie as you feel relevant )
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Originally Posted by Phil79
It's that PF high horse on the loose again. It needs putting back in it's fucking stable
If a horse was that high at Aintree they would put the cunt down.
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main problem with these t-shirts, same as most tattoos and gay haircuts, is people have them to stand out, for attention, which is fair enough if it worked, but it dont.

reason it dont is you see countless mongols trying to stand out with the exact same "wacky" t-shirt, david beckham spikey quiff mullet nonce haircut, and robbie williams tattoo.

and they all look like cunts.

if you wanna stand out, dont look the same as every other generic lad wannabee prick trying to stand out
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Originally Posted by Stavros
main problem with these t-shirts, same as most tattoos and gay haircuts, is people have them to stand out, for attention, which is fair enough if it worked, but it dont.

reason it dont is you see countless mongols trying to stand out with the exact same "wacky" t-shirt, david beckham spikey quiff mullet nonce haircut, and robbie williams tattoo.

and they all look like cunts.

if you wanna stand out, dont look the same as every other generic lad wannabee prick trying to stand out
I agree totally.

In car terms its like trying to stand out at a cruise, by buying a saxo and putting a jap bodykit on it to look "different" then parking it next to the 50 other mongs who did the same.
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Oh deary deary me!
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Originally Posted by Stavros
why wouild you wanna? youl just look like a prick like the other million people doing the same thing thinking they wacky when infact then wankers.
and also looking like a typical bum english tourist

infact have you got any sovereign rings and bling gold chains?
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"don't interupt me while i'm ignoring you"
"i found jesus, he was hiding behind the couch"
"default tshirt"
"i kill animals because i know they are guilty"

yes, all worn by me, all over a few weeks
one to the company do, one while generally out, one when i went round my folks (mum was livid, can you guess which one i was wearing )and one to the mrs school evening parent teacher "look at how well my brat is playing up at school" night
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Originally Posted by Stavros
main problem with these t-shirts, same as most tattoos and gay haircuts, is people have them to stand out, for attention, which is fair enough if it worked, but it dont.

reason it dont is you see countless mongols trying to stand out with the exact same "wacky" t-shirt, david beckham spikey quiff mullet nonce haircut, and robbie williams tattoo.

and they all look like cunts.

if you wanna stand out, dont look the same as every other generic lad wannabee prick trying to stand out
To be honest, I havent seen many lads wearing "wacky" T-shirts. The odd slightly comical one, but nothing on a par with anything from tshirthell.com

Added to the fact I don't have a cuntish haircut, not any tattoos/diamond earings/bling-bling watch.

I'm just an average joe really
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I sometimes wear a t-shirt with a big pink cock on it, gets looks - trust me
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I sometimes wear a t-shirt with a big pink cock on it, gets looks - trust me
Something to tell us all charlie??

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No... Just watch "Human Traffic"


I also have a T-shirt with "wank me off!" - good talking point with girls
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I sometimes wear a t-shirt with a big pink cock on it, gets looks - trust me
i had the same problem
then someone told me my flys were undone
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No accounting for taste
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
No accounting for taste
I *do and **don't have taste...

*See wallets post

**check muppet room for shit pics
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by RichardPON
No accounting for taste
I *do and **don't have taste...

*See wallets post

**check muppet room for shit pics
LOL

ill give radders credit he does like to splash out on shoes/shirts and that.... esp if they got paul smith written on the tag... the fuckin tart!!!!
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Theres a shop called tinyp (tinypenis lol) although i cant find the website. i do have a card at home as i bought a few t shirts in newquay the other week.

They have some f'ing quality t shirts. All the dirty, jokey ones you can think of, they have!

I bought....'dip me in chocalate and feed me to the lesbians'
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Found it

www.tiny-p.co.uk

http://www.tiny-p.co.uk/tiny-p/index...id=6&Itemid=35
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Originally Posted by jumpin jack crash
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by RichardPON
No accounting for taste
I *do and **don't have taste...

*See wallets post

**check muppet room for shit pics
LOL

ill give radders credit he does like to splash out on shoes/shirts and that.... esp if they got paul smith written on the tag... the fuckin tart!!!!

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