Jsut got sent this...........

USA v Glasgow 10 hours ago

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

Eyewitness accounts.

America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i
just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to
me"

Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good
boot, then decked him"

America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get
home, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all
directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas
canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were
gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty
couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave
him a good boot to the baws"

America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought
i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a
fire it wis like that"

America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna
die"

Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am
gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these
are real)John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied
"This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said
"me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

Thats the spirit!!

 

 

Its good but a repost

Steve.

 

Had a feeling it might of been............... But who gives a fuck, made me chuckle!!