Just bought a cooked crab.........
23-06-2007, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Smack it with a hammer and spoon its arse out 
After breaking its legs off 1 by 1 in a sadistic pleasurable way
After breaking its legs off 1 by 1 in a sadistic pleasurable way
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23-06-2007, 05:38 PM
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Smack it with a hammer and spoon its arse out
23-06-2007, 08:29 PM
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for what you get out of a crab there not worth the trouble.. but yes crack the legs with a small hammer and the claw, chuck the body in the bin...
23-06-2007, 09:18 PM
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Scraped all the shit out of the inside, cracked the claws, and removed the shit in the ball thing.. Removed the dead mans fingers.. (I think )
Was lovely
)Was lovely
23-06-2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhys
cut the claws open with special sissors usually and crack the top/bottom open.
24-06-2007, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by tabetha
Just don't eat the DEAD MANS FINGERS, they are majorly poisenous, but usually removed prior to sale anyway.
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If they were they wouldn't leave them in for people take them out not knowing what they were doing.... imagine tesco's getting 1000's of complaints that there loved ones had just dropped dead
24-06-2007, 08:45 PM
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lol although youve eaten it already, best way to open and eat it is to smack it head first on a table or summin hard then pull its body(the bits with the legs and all) away from the shell,
if you like the insides you can eat pretty much everything inside except the gills, dont think there poisionous though lol just horrible and tough, id rather the toes and the little bits of meat in the legs though
if you like the insides you can eat pretty much everything inside except the gills, dont think there poisionous though lol just horrible and tough, id rather the toes and the little bits of meat in the legs though
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