RichardPON

What's this?

Employing slave children to wash your car?




Another pic taken:

S1rst

Id never let a kid wash my car!!! how many times did they drop the sponge?

GARETH T

how nice does it look though

aaron147

My thoughts exactly stunning car

Porkie

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Yes... was filthy filthy filthy

Renton washed the R33 and so afterwards I got the bucket, filled it up, got some soap and a sponge and was just about to start when fortunately I remembered I am far too rich to be doing my own cleaning

and so paid the 2 small boys who were masturbating over it at the time £10 to do it as there were no Illegal immigrants or Eastern Europeans in the immediate vicinity

They did a WANK job.... and probably did drop the sponge in the gravel but at least it looked ok from a distance as I knew they would be lots of photos taken

Rentons mate Phil took some simply STUNNNNING ones.... some of the best car shots I have ever seen... the front splitter and the sideskirts are on the floor in some of them!!! will get them and post soon. MENTAL pics...

LOVING driving the Skyline on track but its mullered the front... its looking very very second hand now Going up to Brum for a tidy up in next few weeks actually and I having my new front Carbonfibre splitter molded in Fibreglass so I can have lots of cheap ones on the shelf as I don't fancy paying £1300 for a new one every time I drive it

P.S I really hope people don't think I am being a tosser... feel like I have to explain my sense of humour on here sometimes now

FastFordChris

look on the floor on the far side by the front splitter,

ballin

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and then little kiddy lookin at it thinking, "where's me spounge, oh yeah thats where i left it"

Porkie

iTrader: (1)

Whats the problem with putting the sponge on the ground anyway???

I do that everytime I wash a car!















Fortunately thats NEVER

GARETH T

ballin

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It's just more effort Porkie thats all, you gotta bend down and pick the fucker up if you put it on the ground. Best as you say not to bother in the first place

PT

pmsl

Paul Eggleton

Rich Tosser, I bet you don't even wipe your own arse these days

Porkie

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Of course I foooking don't!!!! Do you?!?!?!? only peasants and northern people do that!!!

get yourself a Toto S400 and never get poo on your hands again!

http://www.washlet.com/


Poor people versions available too

http://www.plumbingsupply.com/swash_bidet_seats.html

Japs do the best cars and the best loos!!! You won't regret it... you can control the warmth of the seat, the size, pulse and length of the anus clenaing water jet. Soooo many functions! its alll goood

ian sibbert

Nicest colour to have a skyline in IMO.....

One of the lads near us has a modified R34, all the work done by RB...he keeps threatening to take to me out, but its a little bufty for the roads round us....

Porkie

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Ian... I drive mine HARD.

Where do you live? you can have a borrow if you want

Paul Eggleton

FPMSL - I bet Mike has those installed in every toilet and uses it regardless of number 1's or number 2's

ian sibbert

Lee,

Thanks for the kind offer, but I break everything I drive....

I had a subaru impreza as a lease car for a year....tyres, clutch, gearbox, suspension.... ....never again, profits took a massive dive that year...

I took a mates lotus exige out a few weekends back...two corners....pulled the arch liner out....

Fooked the sump on one of business partners 4 motion golf...

The list goes on pal....lol...

I'm 50 miles north of manchester..so a little too far from you...

I'll come down to Combe when I can get round to it and you can take me out for a lap or two, we'll try and arrange a day gravel testing....it'd be an eye opener and nice to meet you and Martin.....


Ian

ian sibbert

GARETH T

how bloody kind is that offer!