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Old 19-01-2004, 03:01 PM
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Default Bedford Track Attack 2 piccys... better late than never!

Dug some piccys out for Alex and found these

I have only posted them as Warren asked me not to

Rainbums car was simply staggering all day.... Staggering to and from the pit garage that is


Phil trys to get some 'cred' by parking his shite Taxi next to a proper car


Bruce forgot his helmet, so he borrowed this one from Darth Vader


Newts, polite as ever...


Anyone know who this car belongs to? or who tunes it?


There were a couple of 'minor adjustments' needed after I took the Metro out and OVERTOOK SEANS M3


Phil at the Inaugral Bedford 24 hour race.


He was soundly beaten by a low flying yellow banana...


The real action begins.... guess who is first to the bar. The Bromster!!!


Neil spots an Anglia...


No honestly, I am going to start up my own firm and put you out of business mate. That will DEFINATELY stop you beating me on track Martoon!


Jimmy Hill showed up for a swifty...


Remember the Film 'Three men and a baby'? this is the trailor from the sequel 'Two men, One homo , and a baby'



Yo Yo Yo, this is MC Wozzer and DJ DannyB in da house


Warren Kelly show Martin how the 'Toon army' great each other oop north... "First we cuddle like"


"Then we move in for the kill like'


Warren likes his men ginger and Hairy.... which explains that video I found of him and the Orangatan.


Sean falls asleep standing up... the night really gets going now as the rest of the people in the surrounding 5 mile radius can actually hear what they are saying to each other.
Old 19-01-2004, 03:06 PM
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Top pictures mate, looks like it was a proper laugh
Old 19-01-2004, 03:06 PM
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FPMSL at descriptions
Old 19-01-2004, 03:09 PM
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........... and the rest of the evening has no photos, as you spent it outside on the phone
Old 19-01-2004, 03:13 PM
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pon how do you manage to get the same expression at every photo opportunity
Old 19-01-2004, 03:20 PM
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Why is it that Sean always looks as though he's wearing make-up?
Old 19-01-2004, 03:25 PM
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Looks like a good day
Old 19-01-2004, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Why is it that Sean always looks as though he's wearing make-up?

That would be because he is !
Old 19-01-2004, 03:28 PM
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Caitlin thought to herself.... 'I wish fookin Social Services would hurry up and get here... I cant take much more of this.....'
Old 19-01-2004, 03:29 PM
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Default Re: Bedford Track Attack 2 piccys... better late than never!

Also, see it IS possible for my car to be clean

Old 19-01-2004, 03:31 PM
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No one could beleive that Warren fell for the old....

'To become a member of Team Reyland you have to catch a Ping-Pong Ball fired from Martins ass in your mouth......'

Martin later explained it was something he's picked up on a Holiday in Bancok.....

Sean chipped in... 'Think yourself lucky Warren... until that holiday the furthest Martin had been was Cardiff..... and trying to find a sheep at this time of night would have been a b'stard......'
Old 19-01-2004, 03:39 PM
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some quality descriptions
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It hurts!


IT HURTS!!


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Old 19-01-2004, 03:48 PM
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Bruce explained that he's bought this helmet after taking Sean out for a couple of laps.....

'I couldnt work it out... I was running 5 psi and still tripping the Noise Meters.... it was only then that I realise it wasnt the car but Sean shouting 'Properly going man ! that was causing me problems........'
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Originally Posted by neilm


No one could beleive that Warren fell for the old....

'To become a member of Team Reyland you have to catch a Ping-Pong Ball fired from Martins ass in your mouth......'
Old 19-01-2004, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan
pon how do you manage to get the same expression at every photo opportunity
I have no idea mate

9 times out of 10, it's usually an expression of horror at Mike trying not to walk like John Wayne
Old 19-01-2004, 03:51 PM
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Caitlin : 'Dad... take off my slippers and put them over my ears... otherwise I may never hear again.....'
Old 19-01-2004, 03:51 PM
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its coz he looks like that in real life!


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Old 19-01-2004, 03:55 PM
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Bruce looks perplexed when asked about his engine specs: "Er, where's the engine located anyway?"

Old 19-01-2004, 03:57 PM
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Caitlin : 'Dad... take off my slippers and put them over my ears... otherwise I may never hear again.....'

funniest thing ever!!!


cant wait till Mr Noisy see's this!

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Old 19-01-2004, 04:04 PM
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Default Re: Bedford Track Attack 2 piccys... better late than never!

Originally Posted by Porkie

Neil looks on in horror as he realises that the "magnificent seven sausage selection" has a slightly different meaning!
Old 19-01-2004, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan
pon how do you manage to get the same expression at every photo opportunity
Ryan, you are sooo right. These 2 photos were taken 1 YEAR APART!!



Old 19-01-2004, 04:26 PM
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And always in close proximity to Mike................ Hmmmmmmmmm
Old 19-01-2004, 04:27 PM
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Bruce : 'Urgh... Bloody Rainbird in my bay... AGAIN... I bet he's broken down..... AGAIN'
Old 19-01-2004, 04:29 PM
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RichPON after a double helping of 'The Magnificent Seven Sausage Selection
Old 19-01-2004, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Why is it that Sean always looks as though he's wearing make-up?
Sean is getting VERY good at applying his make up though....

Check this out, his blusher complements his race suit perfectly as well as emphasizing his brilliant facial bone structure
Takes years of practice to get results like this guys

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[quote="Porkie"]
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
At full Sean singing volume:

"Night fever....night feeeever"

Old 19-01-2004, 04:59 PM
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Talking of night fever, I have a VIDEO of Sean dancing his little ginger pants off on one of those Playstation 2 dance mats

The funny thing is that he is VERY VERY good
Old 19-01-2004, 05:06 PM
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Rich....

Shouldnt that be.... 'I'm a little teapot...........'
Old 19-01-2004, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Talking of night fever, I have a VIDEO of Sean dancing his little ginger pants off on one of those Playstation 2 dance mats

The funny thing is that he is VERY VERY good
thats sooo gay pmsl


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Old 19-01-2004, 08:43 PM
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BTTT for maximum humilation for Warren and Sean
Old 20-01-2004, 08:44 AM
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Once again BTTT, I want Warren and Shonky squirming!
Old 20-01-2004, 12:51 PM
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You lot are well funny, can't stop pissing myself with laughter
Old 20-01-2004, 05:13 PM
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i've been filmed on those mats , fook me it's hard yo get my head to control my legs while shit loads of arrows are on screen
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Sean : 'I really luv you man.....'

Martin : 'Yes Sean... I know..... but you'll never be as fast as me......'
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Neilm tried to act all casual as for one minute he thought he'd come to a fancy dress party by mistake as he caught a glimpse of 'Mini-Me' out of the corner of his eye.....
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Old 20-01-2004, 06:23 PM
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VERY VERY Funny!!!!!!!!

BUT, to set the record straight. Porkie DID NOT overtake my BM in the Reyland rocket Metro. He actually commented that he thought it was pretty nippy!!

You got any pics of my BM Porkchop??

Secondly, I do not wear makeup!! I think the redness in my cheeks is just heat from the vast amount of air that comes out of my trap!!! Speaking that loud creates some proper temperature in the surrounding area!!

Thirdly, I look properly cool in that race suit, and you ALL know it!!!

4th, back to the top for the Northern Monkey!!!!!!!

Fifth, I rock on those dance mats. Top thing to have at a party!! Well if you have rhythm it is!!

Sean..


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