Porsche people......pics required
18-04-2007, 03:42 PM
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Porsche people......pics required
now then chaps and chapesses...............i need a pic of a porsche 911....yes i know theirs a few......yellow thing with a big spoiler on the back.....think its a GT something so pics would help me......the reason is i've just spanked its arse...............he even pulled over in a layby just to get out of the way of me.............. 
.........i fookin' luv my saff
.........i fookin' luv my saff
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18-04-2007, 03:58 PM
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Carrera GT???? I don't think you did!!!
996 GT2?
You may keep up to 100mph
997 GT3
you may keep up to around 110mph
Mk1 or Mk2 996 GT3? possibly?? you would keep up to 120 ish...
400bhp Saffs are VERY VERY fast cars don't forget... crap cars... but FAST!
Took me ages to post this so you better get the right one!!!
996 GT2?
You may keep up to 100mph
997 GT3
you may keep up to around 110mph
Mk1 or Mk2 996 GT3? possibly?? you would keep up to 120 ish...
400bhp Saffs are VERY VERY fast cars don't forget... crap cars... but FAST!
Took me ages to post this so you better get the right one!!!
18-04-2007, 04:03 PM
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cant give any more info AJ........he came up behind me off a round about and there was to much traffic to play......then we came to a straight (fuck off) and i indicated and we both went....i dont think he was planning on my car being so quick,cos i left him in second,then slowed down in third,and when he was on the outside of me i floored it up to 120ish and the poor twat sank in his seat.......anyway the next long bit we came to he pulled over.............for a rest i think
18-04-2007, 04:10 PM
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Tell you what.... do you think there was just the 'slightest' chance he was just cruising along and suddenly thought who is that twat in the shit old taxi trying to race me???? 
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
18-04-2007, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
cant give any more info AJ........he came up behind me off a round about and there was to much traffic to play......then we came to a straight (fuck off) and i indicated and we both went....i dont think he was planning on my car being so quick,cos i left him in second,then slowed down in third,and when he was on the outside of me i floored it up to 120ish and the poor twat sank in his seat.......anyway the next long bit we came to he pulled over.............for a rest i think
or perhaps he was on the phone to the dealer saing how slow it was
18-04-2007, 04:14 PM
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Could be a baby carrera 4 with GT spoilers? The GT is a fast car - even if you did beat it, it wouldnt be by much.
And then there is the bends.......
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And then there is the bends.......
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18-04-2007, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Tell you what.... do you think there was just the 'slightest' chance he was just cruising along and suddenly thought who is that twat in the shit old taxi trying to race me????
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
How dare you insult the ability of the Cosworth taxi to marginally beat better cars in a straight line?!
18-04-2007, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
sorry Porks...........i need the front.............think its a gt3....but need the front pic
I will be honest though 75% of mk1 GT3's you see on are actually rebadged Carreras with Aerokits fitted.... not slow at all... but they are not fast cars to be fair. The geuine GT3 will do almost 180mph at Brunters... quick cars and you would start to struggle with one above 110 120mph as the Aerodynamics are very good...
996 Mk2 GT3
380bhp and slightly faster than the Mk1...
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18-04-2007, 04:21 PM
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read what i've wrote^^^^^^.....he was behind ME,up my arse.........if u cant help then FUCK OFF...... 
............just cos ur cossies were shit slow doesn't mean the world has to follow................ 
............just cos ur cossies were shit slow doesn't mean the world has to follow................
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Tell you what.... do you think there was just the 'slightest' chance he was just cruising along and suddenly thought who is that twat in the shit old taxi trying to race me????
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
Hardly sounds like he was 'dropping the hammer' to me mate
18-04-2007, 04:26 PM
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Porsches are the ultimate performance cars IMO
Cars that you can (ab)use every day and do 'normal car mileage' without worrying if they're going to spill their innards all over the road!
Must be a nice feeling tho to ease in front of one on a bit of straight in an old cossie.......I dont care what anyone says, whoever was be driving the cossie would afford themselves a grin as they eased away from a modern Porsche. Albeit briefly to 100+ or till the bends came. All good fun
Cars that you can (ab)use every day and do 'normal car mileage' without worrying if they're going to spill their innards all over the road!
Must be a nice feeling tho to ease in front of one on a bit of straight in an old cossie.......I dont care what anyone says, whoever was be driving the cossie would afford themselves a grin as they eased away from a modern Porsche. Albeit briefly to 100+ or till the bends came. All good fun
18-04-2007, 04:28 PM
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i will have ago at anything i think is worthey of my attention......i'm a mans man....que Mike R.....................it just put a big smile on my face when u can triumph over a far better car.............as for the twisties,i've walked away from my pals carrera 4 s.............big balls see.....anyway if u doubt..............get out of the way......... 
18-04-2007, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MattRS1600i
Porsches are the ultimate performance cars IMO
Cars that you can (ab)use every day and do 'normal car mileage' without worrying if they're going to spill their innards all over the road!
Must be a nice feeling tho to ease in front of one on a bit of straight in an old cossie.......I dont care what anyone says, whoever was be driving the cossie would afford themselves a grin as they eased away from a modern Porsche. Albeit briefly to 100+ or till the bends came. All good fun
Cars that you can (ab)use every day and do 'normal car mileage' without worrying if they're going to spill their innards all over the road!
Must be a nice feeling tho to ease in front of one on a bit of straight in an old cossie.......I dont care what anyone says, whoever was be driving the cossie would afford themselves a grin as they eased away from a modern Porsche. Albeit briefly to 100+ or till the bends came. All good fun
18-04-2007, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Porsche driver thinking "His car may be faster, but I bet his house would fit in my garage"
........think thats why he pulled over.....just to make sure his contract wasn't up
18-04-2007, 07:35 PM
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i remember embarissing a c4s owner in my old 300bhp focus rs! very funny and i could just about hold a 911 (996 i think) turbo from 40-100 then after 110 its like he cracked it into another gear and said bye bye lol
18-04-2007, 09:42 PM
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From personel experience (my 400bhp cossie vs mates 996 GT3 Mk1) its like Porkie says, upto about 120-130 the Cossie will be in front but then the Porker just clears off
Oh and the engine/exhaust noise of the Porker when it goes past 6000rpm is
Oh and the engine/exhaust noise of the Porker when it goes past 6000rpm is
18-04-2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Porsche driver thinking "His car may be faster, but I bet his house would fit in my garage"
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whats yours run? end of the day a gt is only going 350-400ish bhp anyway 
not much to shout about lol . pay for the badge
i prefer straight line pull mines not got it (yet) but it'd fuck most cossies off round the corners and the badge is there lol shame i'm not a trackday master or nutcase enough to get the most out of it 
not much to shout about lol . pay for the badge i prefer straight line pull
mines not got it (yet) but it'd fuck most cossies off round the corners and the badge is there lol shame i'm not a trackday master or nutcase enough to get the most out of it
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Originally Posted by Chris Honeywell
Could really be any (996) 911
as lots were fitted with GT 2 GT3 body kits as an extra, the porsche options list is endless
as lots were fitted with GT 2 GT3 body kits as an extra, the porsche options list is endless
19-04-2007, 07:50 AM
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Well I blew the doors off the silver GT that was at the Ring in Stevie's M3 . According to Comedy Dan, he had ten years of "Ring experience" 
and we had to flash him out of the way, as he wouldn't have the fact that a British registered M3 was on his bumper . It was difficult though, as on all the straights he left me for dead, but then on the fast up-hill section after the "Nikki Lauda" corner where it requires total committment at three figure speeds, he finally realised we were considerably faster and let us through . Stevie even had time to take out his phone and take a picture (as we had tried a couple of times previously to get past, but he would not yield or lift to let us through - instead pulling away from us when we had to come off the throttle, only for us to catch up again), which I'm sure he will post up when he gets back off holiday . I realise that he had more to loose, and that the on the limit handling at this point would have had his arse clenching, but it was one of those "YUS!" moments, with Stevie and I giggling like twats .
. According to Comedy Dan, he had ten years of "Ring experience" and we had to flash him out of the way, as he wouldn't have the fact that a British registered M3 was on his bumper . It was difficult though, as on all the straights he left me for dead, but then on the fast up-hill section after the "Nikki Lauda" corner where it requires total committment at three figure speeds, he finally realised we were considerably faster and let us through . Stevie even had time to take out his phone and take a picture (as we had tried a couple of times previously to get past, but he would not yield or lift to let us through - instead pulling away from us when we had to come off the throttle, only for us to catch up again), which I'm sure he will post up when he gets back off holiday . I realise that he had more to loose, and that the on the limit handling at this point would have had his arse clenching, but it was one of those "YUS!" moments, with Stevie and I giggling like twats .