unwanted pregnancy
17-04-2007, 07:17 PM
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all fucking jesus's on here mate 
. im doing this wank test tomorrow then if it says im firing blanks i'll go for a proper 100% job at a private fertility clinic.
. im doing this wank test tomorrow then if it says im firing blanks i'll go for a proper 100% job at a private fertility clinic.
17-04-2007, 09:32 PM
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Get it checked out for deffo m8.
I'm guessing every saint who posted about contraception has never had that hot a moment where it simply passes out of your mind because your too focus'd on perhaps having the best orgasm of your life ?? Or too plastered to care ?
I'm guessing every saint who posted about contraception has never had that hot a moment where it simply passes out of your mind because your too focus'd on perhaps having the best orgasm of your life ?? Or too plastered to care ?
18-04-2007, 08:28 PM
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i call all of them 'babe' or 'gorgeous' tricks of the trade 
ok after 3 days off the porn/chicks i went for it ! says for a good sample i need to hit number 2 on the test tube ........ who just banged out a 7 !!!
come with the thunder! . apparently i should wait 30 mins till it all turns to liquid and runs off the funnel ? mine was settled after 10 secs 
should a man normally fire out jelly? . ive added the dye and its sat in hot water for 30 mins so far ( needs an hour) still dark blue !! . pink means fertile next test on sat morning and if thats a blue one ive got a special occasion bottle of bolly thats gonna get wasted ! 
18-04-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DROPTOP
i call all of them 'babe' or 'gorgeous' tricks of the trade ok after 3 days off the porn/chicks i went for it ! says for a good sample i need to hit number 2 on the test tube ........ who just banged out a 7 !!!
come with the thunder! . apparently i should wait 30 mins till it all turns to liquid and runs off the funnel ? mine was settled after 10 secs should a man normally fire out jelly? . ive added the dye and its sat in hot water for 30 mins so far ( needs an hour) still dark blue !! . pink means fertile next test on sat morning and if thats a blue one ive got a special occasion bottle of bolly thats gonna get wasted !
18-04-2007, 08:43 PM
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wont do now! are tyou a fuckingf gypsy!? ivew been cursed ! its gone pink . fuck it! im still going for a private clinic test. i do fuck all exercise , i drink way too muchg , i smoke too much yet im still banging out bright pink samples 
. thats it im stepping it up to 600 units a week
. fuck it! im still going for a private clinic test. i do fuck all exercise , i drink way too muchg , i smoke too much yet im still banging out bright pink samples . thats it im stepping it up to 600 units a week
18-04-2007, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DROPTOP
wont do now! are tyou a fuckingf gypsy!? ivew been cursed ! its gone pink . fuck it! im still going for a private clinic test. i do fuck all exercise , i drink way too muchg , i smoke too much yet im still banging out bright pink samples . thats it im stepping it up to 600 units a week
. fuck it! im still going for a private clinic test. i do fuck all exercise , i drink way too muchg , i smoke too much yet im still banging out bright pink samples . thats it im stepping it up to 600 units a week 
18-04-2007, 09:17 PM
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damn you!!!!!!!!!! its your fault! theres 8 colours in the pink fertile bit .... mines either 6 or 7 from top i'd need to drink like george best to get in the blue .
19-04-2007, 09:44 AM
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That just proves your fertile, not that it was your swimmers that got her up the duff, or do the dates work out right? You said when you first met her she was with someone else.
And I can categorically say I have NEVER carried on even in the heat of the moment without any contraception whatsoever no matter how heat of the moment it was or how drunk, too scared of getting pregnant and knew that not what I wanted, I am a saint
I think I'd be a bit pissed off having got back with the girl to find out she's having someone elses kid
Z
And I can categorically say I have NEVER carried on even in the heat of the moment without any contraception whatsoever no matter how heat of the moment it was or how drunk, too scared of getting pregnant and knew that not what I wanted, I am a saint
I think I'd be a bit pissed off having got back with the girl to find out she's having someone elses kid
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19-04-2007, 07:40 PM
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all women are evil most just keep it well hidden .
zo , true
still could be his . im not back with her exactly ..... she just gets 3 kisses on a text at the min instead of one . im trying to track down a christina milian look a like for my next missis so getting roped in with her would just slow things down .
most just keep it well hidden .zo , true
still could be his . im not back with her exactly ..... she just gets 3 kisses on a text at the min instead of one . im trying to track down a christina milian look a like for my next missis so getting roped in with her would just slow things down .
24-04-2007, 07:05 PM
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found out today its a girl 
. getting a copy of the scan when i see her next week . bit gutted as i wanted a lad so i could play a-team and stuff again without looking stupid but hey. im too protective to have a daughter 
long time yet i know but i know what arsehole teenage lads are like
. getting a copy of the scan when i see her next week . bit gutted as i wanted a lad so i could play a-team and stuff again without looking stupid but hey. im too protective to have a daughter long time yet i know but i know what arsehole teenage lads are like
24-04-2007, 07:25 PM
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sort of lol im still all over the shop though. it came at a bad time really , big job just finishing and nothing big to move straight on to so was money worry time. bit messed up over wether i want my ex back too ( it was her or the kid as she'd be annoyed chick #2 conceived during a 3 day split we had lol ) but just about to start another business that will deffo pay off and ive decided to just jump with my ex and not bother telling her about baby chloe/rachel/sophie so alls sorted.
so alls sorted.
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