How do I stop Cats crapping in my garden?
01-04-2007, 10:07 PM
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How do I stop Cats crapping in my garden?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There's loads of it, I've removed all the old crap of my gravel drive, hosed it all down and bleached it all and put all sorts of amonia smelling things down there that I got from Petsmart but they'e still crapping all over. It's a though they're trying to wind me up the little furry critters!
How can I stop em, 12 bore not included?lol.
Andy
How can I stop em, 12 bore not included?lol.
Andy
01-04-2007, 10:12 PM
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shoot the cunts!
our cat pissed on the living room floor yesterday, and while the wife just stood there screaming at it, i grabbed the cunt by the tail to lob it outside, but the wife then had a go at me fore doing so!
make your mind up bint...
anyhow, the little cunt pissed all over my motorbike logbook, insurance docs and the mot that were all in an envelope
and the cunting house stinks of cat piss too
i reckon to dter them from shitting on your drive, a few claymore mines should do the trick
our cat pissed on the living room floor yesterday, and while the wife just stood there screaming at it, i grabbed the cunt by the tail to lob it outside, but the wife then had a go at me fore doing so!
make your mind up bint...
anyhow, the little cunt pissed all over my motorbike logbook, insurance docs and the mot that were all in an envelope
and the cunting house stinks of cat piss too
i reckon to dter them from shitting on your drive, a few claymore mines should do the trick
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01-04-2007, 10:16 PM
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Get a load of cayenne pepper,red coloured stuff, and put it all over your drive,gets thier noses itching and they won't be back. Washes away with the rain though so you may have to do it over a couple of weeks before all the little crappers get the message
01-04-2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by CorradoG60
Catch the fookers and rub their faces in the crap works every time 
and if it dont do it to the owners
and if it dont do it to the owners Radders, You're a very ill man!
02-04-2007, 08:10 AM
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02-04-2007, 08:16 AM
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You can get a device which emits a sound which they don't like, http://www.deteracat.co.uk
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02-04-2007, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Iain Mac
If you are anywhere near a zoo or safari park, ask them for some lion dung - the smell of the big cats keeps the wee cats about 5 miles away!
02-04-2007, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by patchST
You can get a device which emits a sound which they don't like, http://www.deteracat.co.uk
remember being round a mates grand parents, they had one and i could hear it in the hosue, was driving me mental.
02-04-2007, 09:39 AM
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i have the same problem
i found using citrus fruit peel is the best
orange, satsumas, grapefruit
just buy loads of them in, eat em all n throw all ya peel all over your drive way
it will make it look like a mess but it will stop the cats shitting
i found using citrus fruit peel is the best
orange, satsumas, grapefruit
just buy loads of them in, eat em all n throw all ya peel all over your drive way
it will make it look like a mess but it will stop the cats shitting
02-04-2007, 10:39 AM
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so he has the choice of havign shit on his drive, orange peel on his drive, or a deterent that makes all the dogs within a 5 mile radious go nuts
lobbing water over em is said to work too, so get a sniper super soaker rifle and just as the culprits squat down to lay a cable, take aim and fire lol
lobbing water over em is said to work too, so get a sniper super soaker rifle and just as the culprits squat down to lay a cable, take aim and fire lol
02-04-2007, 11:12 AM
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I had this problem and spent £30 on gel,powder spray etc and none of it works...i then tried cd's,bottles filled with water etc and the bastard kept shitting...determined not to be beaten,and for the safety of my children,i bought one of these... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CONTECH-SCAREC...QQcmdZViewItem..... cats stopped coming in straight away as it scared the crap out of them in the middle of the night and i have never seen one near my garden for 2 years now,and its been taken down for 18 months...dont waste your money on other produts,this 100% works
regards mark
regards mark
02-04-2007, 11:17 AM
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Or move house.
02-04-2007, 03:46 PM
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Can't you just bring a Fire Engine back for the weekend and chase them away with the proper on board super soaker
No doubt once they have been chased away with that they won't be back
No doubt once they have been chased away with that they won't be back
03-04-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ballin
Originally Posted by The Beard
i could lend you this if you want? works everytime. 
