The Beard

defo,that works the best. cats HATE that shit

Turbosystems

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4 tons of concreting sand and 10 bags of cement mixed with your gravel should do the trick

mick

iTrader: (1)

i've got an electric auto airsoft if you want??

GazzaG

throw water over them

GazzaG

some basterd shot my cats tail with an air rifle once

Mark V8

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My area is crawling with the dirty little bastards
Cat owners get all defensive when someone has a go at their cats, but if they can not keep them under control they have it coming

I have two young kids, Luke is 3 1/2 and is trained to chase cats out of the garden but Holly is only 20 months and last time she played in the garden ended up covered in cat shit.

IT IS FUCKING REPULSIVE

Any of this "they have the right to roam free" bullshit makes my blood boil, they are a health hazzard worse than rats and deserve all they get. You want a cat keep the dirty little cunt in a cage and out of my garden.

These guys have the right idea.

http://www.chaiokitty.com/trophy.html

Mark

SS1

iTrader: (3)

nice has that got a lazer dot on the sight

ive got a



150 brake strain just legal

takes two people to string it up

The Beard

its got the dot but not the lazer.
the dot just shines inside the sight so the cat wont start chasing the dot thinking that the killer is just playing with it.

the crossbow looks the nuts mate.

swerv

if i ever saw someone try and shoot a cat they would end up eating their gun

just a fact of life cats will crap where they want, they are outdoor animals, where would you like them to go? maybe they could use the ensuite, you could even train them to flush?

MOONDUST FRST

I think shootin them is a bit cruel
Its someones pet at the end of the day and no different to finding dogshit over the local park and street, can understand the annoyance though but i would try a different method as said before

skeg

Don't shoot them with an air rifle as you might end up with the rspca after you, instead get a cheap bb gun instead just for that purposes. Fill it with the heavy gram ones or even better metal ones and that will be enough to make them think twice next time.

Won't damage the cat but will make them learn. Plus it can be fun too. Hate cats, most of the fleas come from them and they are ugly little things. If i had my way i'd trick it to come near me then grab it and peg its tail on the washing line with a nice big metal peg, then shoot it in the body multiple times.

silverfox999

It has to be.........






Only sure fire way of stopping the stinky shits shitting everywhere!!!

Jonzy

Youve clearly thought about that alot

Iain Mac

Uneccessary cruelty is unjustifiable, and sometimes cruelty is necessary and justifiable.

But FFS you can't torture a cat for having a shit - he's only doing what comes naturally! Maybe owners should shove a cork up the cats arse before he goes out to play? Could be a new Olympic sport, and certainly be fun watching whether cat or owner came off worst!!!!!

Hank Moody

funniest thing ive seen all week