Does anybody suffer from sleep walking or talking?

I've had problems for years. I go to bed and wake up on the street, talking/shouting and looking for monkeys/spiders loads more storys of stange shit I've done

Last night I went to sleep had a bit of a weird dream thought their was something stuck under the bed, so I got the bedside lamp and got onto the floor turned the light on and started looking under the bed - it's a divan so its an inch or 2 off the floor.

Natalie woke up with the light being on and asked me what I was doing and I woke up at this point and stared at her and said "am I loosing my mind" and got back in to bed and went back to sleep

Anybody else have sleep probs??

 

I sleep seduce lindsay. I know its funny, but sometimes its annoying as fuck, not just for her being woken up by me at 3 am etc, but annoying for me as its a bit emmabarrasing i think

She says im full on and all that, and she tells me to go to sleep, and i have no knowledge of it whatsoever...but i know its true as a few times she has woken me to prove she aint making it up

 

Cant say I do mate but that is possibly one of the funniest things ive read on here for a while

 

yeh yeh of course you're asleep

I think Nat would prefer that then to waking up with my hand hovering over her face I woke up once looked over and thought

 

i do get dressed sometimes into a nightie or pj's but never have put on normal day clothes
but i do have to get them out the cupboard first then wonder what happened in the morning

 

lmao, a few people have said that but seriously i am...

I could never share a bed with a mate if we were staying at a mates flat after a pissup due to my condition

 

Mate it gets a lot worse than that I've woken up with the shower curtain in bed, I got stuck down the side of a bunk bed, woke up in the bath, when I woke up on the street I was in boxers it goes on and on these are the things I remember Nat could go on and on.

 

Dan@Rapid-Ford



you have done some weird thing Dan, lol.

 

fucking weirdos

 

so i guess I'm the only one

I've seen programs with other nutters sleeping problems, but mine I'm always looking for something - must be my inquisitive nature

 

Wouldn't be so much of a problem if I got dressed first!!

 

my brother does allsorts in his sleep, from waking up in the garden, to my mam being woke up by loads of noise, turned out to be our kid trying to get out of the front door, which was locked, wearing only his boxers and a pair of trainers. but the best was him waking up on the sofa, watching bidup.tv, with Ł50 in one hand, and the phone in another, so i dont know what you would call that, sleep shopping maybe

he's only 17, doesnt drink or take gear, so non of this has been after a heavy night out under the influence of drink or drugs. and he hasnt always done it, just started a couple of years ago.

 

I have aguments with my self i wake up talking to myself and i know i need sleep and then try to tell myself to shut the fuck up i then start to swear alot feel like i am going mad.

I think it is brought on by stress and to much on my mind

 

I remember that well

One night he woke up shouting 'REAR WHEEL DRIVE ESCORT COSWORTH'!!!!!!!!!! Wonder what was on his mind that night!!

Another time he was ranting and raving and getting in a panic looking for a monkey in our bedroom!

Then there was the time that he woke me up to say there were spiders in the bed and lifted up the pillows and sheets looking for them - would be mildy funny if it wasn't for the fact that I have a serious spider phobia

Nat

 

i dont, but one of my ex's used to sleep talk, was hillarious, and she used to get REALLY angry at me when i laughed at her, and as you mentioned, the next day she had no memory of any of it

used to talk about monkeys driving trains and loadsa random shite

 

Yep - I argue with myself as well. At least someone else does it

 

My missus tells me that i have accidently slapped her face and punched her on seperate occassions on diff nights and says i have the cheek to lie beside her and not wake up


I just say i must have been stretching out and your face was in the way ,honestly


shes just sat beside me pissing herself saying i also steal all the duvet aswell , so she lies there cold and has a sore face

 

Forgot about this, my wife said that one night she woke up with me on all fours shouting "go Gerhard Go! " she said i was like ridding a horse.

I had just watched the F1 and i am a big Ferrari Fan and Gerhard Berger was one of there drivers.

The mind is a funny thing

 

I wasn't gonna say but I've done that too proper unexpected slap across face, nearly did it again but woke up hand hovering

Its really bad sometimes I wake up totally knackered like I've been fighting all night.

I also get mad night sweats where I wake up beads of sweat all over.

 

when you wake up standing in the street in your boxers its not so funny

 

Quality. Can see it being not funny at the time when your tired tho lol

my sister used to do similar things when we were kids - we had to ban her from eating cheese in the evening

 

I've done a few of the above too. I have serious arguments with random people in my sleep, i shout out, and cry sometimes, obviously so much so that my eyes are puffy and sore in the morning. I remember sometimes also trying to look for things in the night, whilst i'm asleep, and wake up whilst looking for whatever it is i thought was trying to get me, or a noise i could hear in a dream . I used to sleep walk when i lived at home, my parents would come downstairs to find me just sat in the chair, looking straight through them, for hours on end, then i'd just get up and go back to bed! Very strange

 

I've been doing this too - only recently mind! normally after a propper session on Jamesons or Jack Daniels? For the last year i've had a pretty stressfull job, but that doesn't bother me untill obviously i sleep!

I was on a night out in Bournemouth for a mates birthday and got completly wasted, when i got back to the hotel i crashed out for 10 mins then apparently jumped up ran to the window and started peeking through the curtains commando style - going on about snipers in the trees! The bird i was with told me to get back in bed and stop being a twat, so i apparently did... untill 10 mins later i shouted out "oh my god the rooms on fire!" jumped up again, packed my bag with god knows what, told her she could stay if she wanted but i was outta there! she woke me up just before i got to reception absolutely pissing herself. i have never lived that down with her or my mates!

Decided to see if staying off the whiskey and Bourbon solves the problem!

 

sounds like a case of being a serious pisshead at the time mate

 

You could be right - i remember getting back to the hotel ok, i "thought" i still had all my marbles at the time, but maybe that last night cap pushed me over the edge!

 

funny coont

 

There are some funnys on here my sister tried strangling my mum years back until my mum woke her up,


Mike

Oh and i dont think it would be fun either

 

I always fall out the bed but I don't actually fall out it's in my head and I jump up quick before I hit the ground. But my girlfriends dad told me if I don't wake up before I hit the ground you die in real life.

 

I've done things like start looking around the bedroom for things or my littlen (as his cot is open onto are bed ) ect woke the missus up and she tells me to go back to sleep but i have'nt realy woken up

This only happens when im REALY TIED i tend to stay up on Saturday mornings after working Friday night and normaly awake for 24 to 30 odd hours

That when it normaly happens to me anyway