Originally Posted by millsyscossie

My missus tells me that i have accidently slapped her face and punched her on seperate occassions on diff nights and says i have the cheek to lie beside her and not wake up


I just say i must have been stretching out and your face was in the way ,honestly


shes just sat beside me pissing herself saying i also steal all the duvet aswell , so she lies there cold and has a sore face