i got minterne on my pc at my home !!!!

im back and its all thanks to jimbo, heres me geting a new pc aswell and my shitty thing can do inter all the time

jim i cant belive me 1 meg b/b has been here and all i had to do was plug the pc in the ethernet card ( still aint got a clue what it is though)


big to jim

 

jim galbally is no genious



nice one tho jimbo

 

instrustions:

1) plug PC into modem

2) browse internet

it's not fookin rocket science ginge

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my instalation disk i got of blue yonder told me to dask cd rom out of caculator and use a computer for the net

i know found i can get net on a 233mhz 32 meg ram and 3 gig hard hard


1 meg b/b on this pc

 

mr spock

 

Ok then Jim, heres one for ya..............

I cant turn me PC off! Windows Home XP.

Start........
Turn Off Computer..........
Turn Off...................

Goes thru the processes of shutting down, but then boots up again!! WTF!!

 

 

just do what i do, use ya plug socket ( not kidding either)

 

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbid=320299

 

 

he aint joking either, i love my pc niw, i got 2 cards with it too and jim nicked one of em

 

heres one for ya that we have at work

a windows 2000 machine is connected to a DHCP network, but a /release / refresh doesnt pick up a dhcp address for network connectivity

whats the FIRST thing u do? (apart from pinging 168.0.0.1)

 

1st thing i'd do is plug a laptop into that wallport and try it to check if the machine's fooked or a cabling fault... lol

possibly badly configured/faulty nic

if sorting that dont help i'd manually set and IP address n see if itll talk to the network.

if that dont work i'd throw it away and get a new one

seriously tho, id put a packet sniffer next to the DHCP server n see if it actually received the broadcast request and check it replies...

and so on and so on...

 

You call the help line?!?!?!

Pete??

 

helpline response: "reboot it and call back if it doesnt work"

then make sure youre not at your desk when they call back so you dont have to deal with them again

rule1 of helpdesk support that is

 

As Jim, or look on Microsoft pages to get the solution

 

http://www.annoyances.org/

simon

 

good website that! ill have a look thru it tomorro!

 

jim only does paper jams mostly at his work though

 

Check the DHCP server to see if all is well..

 

if its a dhcp network u cant manually configure an ip range, well u canif u know the ip characteristics

and i DO feel like throwing the fookers away if they dont work

had a classic today

we provide analogue tele/isdn/direct internet services and i went to a "no dial tone" call

chap had a data connection, plugged into a isdn router, not hearing a dialtone



thats wot i have to put up with everyday

 

stu, course you can...

just look on the DHCP server and find an address that isnt being used (or guess one...lol) if its only for testing purposes it dont matter :P

know wot u mean about that no dial tone stuff, im having the EXACT same problem with one of the networks i have to connect to (another company) if they reboot their racks it all works fine for a few days afterwards, but after a while it fooks up again... bloody annoying i tell you, especially when you have to log a call with their helpdesk in india if you want them to reboot it for you