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07-03-2007, 08:04 PM
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor.Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came
running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it"
Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under
her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with
her t*its."
"Play with her t*its"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
bathroom floor.Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came
running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it"
Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under
her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with
her t*its."
"Play with her t*its"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
07-03-2007, 10:51 PM
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Jethro told that at the NEC when we went to see him the day before christmas
My sides and stomach were aching for a good hour after he told that
I don't think there was a single person in the crowd not laughing
My sides and stomach were aching for a good hour after he told that
I don't think there was a single person in the crowd not laughing
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