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From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Norwich ( pronounced Naaaaaarch ) was invented in 1923 and is kept in Norfolk where it has lived for the past 83 years.
Norwich has a population of approximately 2500 of which 2438 are related To each other and the rest are classed as " Furriners" who have decided to settle in Norwich from beyond the great Horizon.
Many people still believe that if you travel past Thetford ( The Great
Horizon) you will fall of the edge of the world and be devoured by DELIA The Great Star Goat HYPERLINK http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith <http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith
Norwich was built by Nicholas Parsons, a man of the cloth for somewhere To keep his racing pigeons. The project, however, soon grew and rapidly Became a sprawling city filled with "pointless Super Heroes"
These Include:
THE PUPPET MASTER Special Ability: Hypno Puppets that stun and
Mesmerise passers by with their inane jumping up and down to Des O Connor Cd's
FLUTE MAN Special ability: Plays a flute at ranges far beyond those
Of the human ear Unfortunately the ones that are in the range of the human ear are vastly out of tune.
BAG WOMAN Special Ability: Knockout BO Has a huge array of technical
gadgetry hidden away in her shopping trolley full of various, mysterious bags.
MARIGOLD Special Ability: Traffic Direction Although no longer around,
MARIGOLD was one of the true Norwich Super Heroes, equipped with a
flourescent JAcket or vest and bright yellow marigold gloves, you
would find him, in times of National Emergency, defending the City by
standing on a traffic roundabout directing the traffic. Unfortunately, quite a few people actually took notice of what he was telling them to do, resulting in the building of Norwich Union Insurance Department.
THE INCREDIBLE MARKET TWINS Special Ability: Flower Selling ALthough conceived during a radioactive storm and genetically altered to look
identical, these dynamic duo are far from it. Dressed in their costumes, Green & yellow for one, Blue & White for another, these colourful fengibbons are anything but identical.
Vocabulary
Here are some useful Norwich phrases and words:
Naarigde Yoonyun - Major Norfolk employer
Thang Kyer - Spoken at high speed, used by Norfolk shop assistants
When accepting money.
How're yer getting arn buh? - Norfolk greeting
Rup Bah - Variation on the above
Hair - Here
Shicagoo's - Nightspot on Prince of Wales Road, Norwich
Bare - Sold by the pint in Shicagoo's
Is that roight? - Comment to show that attention is being paid to the
speaker
Ass a Jook - I'm just kidding
Khazi - Suburb on the western edge of Narridge
Tross - Suburb on the southside of Narridge
Windam - Small town south of Narridge (Sensible abbreviation of it's
proper name : Wymundimunidundim)
Loose-tarfed - East coast fishing port
Card - Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been caught off
Loose-tarfed
KooDee - Discount shop at the top of St Stephens, Norwich
Hum Base - DIY store
Fooze - Electrical component on sale at Hum Base
Fool - Petrol or Diesel
Stoop ud - Term applied to very silly people
Gatoo - Sticky chocolate cake
Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots
Sproight - Fizzy lemon drink
Boost - To Brag about ones achievements
Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace
Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Morning
Ar ya orrite, bor Good Afternoon
Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Evening
Hay ya gittin arn tagether? - Hello
Yow siller owld fule - Comment made to someone displaying "backward"
tendancies
How fer ar ya doin' bor? - How are you?
Loight arse - Lighthouse
Haysbra (Happisburgh) - Coastal village with a loight arse
Hunstan Hunstanton - Coastal village
Furriners - People who come from anywhere outside of Thetford
Thas a rumman - Not quite up to scratch
Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I'm going to hit you now
Fare t' middlin - I'm doing quite well
Bishy Barny Bee - A Ladybird
Thas a Bit on the Huh - That's a bit wonky/uneven
Traa'er - a farming vehicle
cumbine airvista - an agricultural vehicle
carra rud - a place where narj people go to watch their football team lose
ur day - to day
wot yoo up to urday - what are you doing today
ouver hair / ouver ere - im over here
i / yoo/ ee/ shee gooo - i/ you / hee/ she went to/ goes to
ci'ee - as in naaarch ci'ee a place for shopping
noo idare - no idea/ don't know
gunna - going to
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Norwich ( pronounced Naaaaaarch ) was invented in 1923 and is kept in Norfolk where it has lived for the past 83 years.
Norwich has a population of approximately 2500 of which 2438 are related To each other and the rest are classed as " Furriners" who have decided to settle in Norwich from beyond the great Horizon.
Many people still believe that if you travel past Thetford ( The Great
Horizon) you will fall of the edge of the world and be devoured by DELIA The Great Star Goat HYPERLINK http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith <http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith
Norwich was built by Nicholas Parsons, a man of the cloth for somewhere To keep his racing pigeons. The project, however, soon grew and rapidly Became a sprawling city filled with "pointless Super Heroes"
These Include:
THE PUPPET MASTER Special Ability: Hypno Puppets that stun and
Mesmerise passers by with their inane jumping up and down to Des O Connor Cd's
FLUTE MAN Special ability: Plays a flute at ranges far beyond those
Of the human ear Unfortunately the ones that are in the range of the human ear are vastly out of tune.
BAG WOMAN Special Ability: Knockout BO Has a huge array of technical
gadgetry hidden away in her shopping trolley full of various, mysterious bags.
MARIGOLD Special Ability: Traffic Direction Although no longer around,
MARIGOLD was one of the true Norwich Super Heroes, equipped with a
flourescent JAcket or vest and bright yellow marigold gloves, you
would find him, in times of National Emergency, defending the City by
standing on a traffic roundabout directing the traffic. Unfortunately, quite a few people actually took notice of what he was telling them to do, resulting in the building of Norwich Union Insurance Department.
THE INCREDIBLE MARKET TWINS Special Ability: Flower Selling ALthough conceived during a radioactive storm and genetically altered to look
identical, these dynamic duo are far from it. Dressed in their costumes, Green & yellow for one, Blue & White for another, these colourful fengibbons are anything but identical.
Vocabulary
Here are some useful Norwich phrases and words:
Naarigde Yoonyun - Major Norfolk employer
Thang Kyer - Spoken at high speed, used by Norfolk shop assistants
When accepting money.
How're yer getting arn buh? - Norfolk greeting
Rup Bah - Variation on the above
Hair - Here
Shicagoo's - Nightspot on Prince of Wales Road, Norwich
Bare - Sold by the pint in Shicagoo's
Is that roight? - Comment to show that attention is being paid to the
speaker
Ass a Jook - I'm just kidding
Khazi - Suburb on the western edge of Narridge
Tross - Suburb on the southside of Narridge
Windam - Small town south of Narridge (Sensible abbreviation of it's
proper name : Wymundimunidundim)
Loose-tarfed - East coast fishing port
Card - Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been caught off
Loose-tarfed
KooDee - Discount shop at the top of St Stephens, Norwich
Hum Base - DIY store
Fooze - Electrical component on sale at Hum Base
Fool - Petrol or Diesel
Stoop ud - Term applied to very silly people
Gatoo - Sticky chocolate cake
Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots
Sproight - Fizzy lemon drink
Boost - To Brag about ones achievements
Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace
Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Morning
Ar ya orrite, bor Good Afternoon
Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Evening
Hay ya gittin arn tagether? - Hello
Yow siller owld fule - Comment made to someone displaying "backward"
tendancies
How fer ar ya doin' bor? - How are you?
Loight arse - Lighthouse
Haysbra (Happisburgh) - Coastal village with a loight arse
Hunstan Hunstanton - Coastal village
Furriners - People who come from anywhere outside of Thetford
Thas a rumman - Not quite up to scratch
Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I'm going to hit you now
Fare t' middlin - I'm doing quite well
Bishy Barny Bee - A Ladybird
Thas a Bit on the Huh - That's a bit wonky/uneven
Traa'er - a farming vehicle
cumbine airvista - an agricultural vehicle
carra rud - a place where narj people go to watch their football team lose
ur day - to day
wot yoo up to urday - what are you doing today
ouver hair / ouver ere - im over here
i / yoo/ ee/ shee gooo - i/ you / hee/ she went to/ goes to
ci'ee - as in naaarch ci'ee a place for shopping
noo idare - no idea/ don't know
gunna - going to
20-02-2007, 12:25 AM
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Finally, I now have a guide to deciphering what my gf says! She's from Naarfook (Norfolk), and was quite shocked to learn that there is life beyond Thetford. 
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