"I'm baffled by your orange penis" the Doctor told his patient.

"Does anyone else in your family have the same condition?"

The concerned fellow said "No".

"Do you handle any chemicals at work?"

"I don't work" he replied.

"Well what do you do all day?" said the Doctor

"Watch porn and eat wotsits" he replied.

 

Did you make that up??!!

 

Sorry but that made me laugh more than the joke!

 

 

i've only spoken to you on the phone a couple of times, how the hell did you know it was about me!?