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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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Ok,ive got a 13yr old girl comin round my house for guitar lessons..

Ive never gave a lesson before in my LIFE!!!!

What are 13yr old kids like?? i know i cant smack her in the mouth if shes cheeky,any other tips if she does my head in??

Pete..
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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Just pray she doesn't develop a crush on you, then when you tell her to back off one day she turns psycho and tells everyone the strings weren't the only thing you fiddled with
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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Ive had ALL this last night off mates!!! hahahahaha

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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:05 PM
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I was gonna be sick.. But I wont Its a car forum afterall
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:07 PM
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...was it about blow jobs Rad?
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:12 PM
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lol just keep telling her to stfu she'll soon get the message
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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break her in gently and you'll be fine
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man


...was it about blow jobs Rad?
Worse...
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:15 PM
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I'm 16 and can play guitar.

Send her round here.
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:45 PM
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Jammy cunt


little bitch tits and a tight arse
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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little bitch tits and a tight arse

What about the girl too?
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by aduz
break her in gently and you'll be fine
Wrongun
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 04:04 PM
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God help her
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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expect her to be really bad and not have a clue of whats going on... and get very frustrated...

But keep at it..
Start simple and work from there.

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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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jake

how come you have had so much experience with 13 year olds?

i thought you where a virgin?
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 04:59 PM
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Warley

dont know if you have seen the film Hard Candy (not a porno by the way), be careful dude!
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 05:40 PM
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Well,ive finish!!!!

Fuck that sounds wrong from the off!!!!

But was all good,yeh she wasnt all that good (fuck im doin it AGAIN ), AT GUITAR I MEAN!!!!!!!!!! But shes moaning that her fingers are hurting.. (ohhhh fuck this for a game of soliders,i sound like Micheal Jackson)!!!!

Pete..
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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So, was she tidy?
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Old Feb 4, 2007 | 06:46 PM
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Fuck off man!!!!

Pete...
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