Funny things your kids have said?
17-01-2007, 11:29 AM
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Funny things your kids have said?
My son is 7 1/2 and couple of days ago he told my mrs that men are Doctors and that women should be nurses! 
Now i'd love to take the credit for telling him this but nope i'm not guilty
Women, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
Now i'd love to take the credit for telling him this but nope i'm not guilty
Women, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
17-01-2007, 11:39 AM
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We had to take our cat to the vets a few weeks ago and the next door neighbour came round and Caitie told him all indignantly: "Max was poorly, and so they had to stick a thermometer up his bum to take his temperature!" She's nearly 4 and the poor man (in his fifties) seemed struck for words and beat a hasty exit .
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17-01-2007, 11:41 AM
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Followed a mum out of the cinema the other day. Her little girl was holding her hand being draged along behind her. Mum stops. Girl walks into her arse.
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
We had to take our cat to the vets a few weeks ago and the next door neighbour came round and Caitie told him all indignantly: "Max was poorly, and so they had to stick a thermometer up his bum to take his temperature!" She's nearly 4 and the poor man (in his fifties) seemed struck for words and beat a hasty exit .
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Originally Posted by WD Pro
Followed a mum out of the cinema the other day. Her little girl was holding her hand being draged along behind her. Mum stops. Girl walks into her arse.
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
17-01-2007, 11:44 AM
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on xmas morning my lad Joe 10 was fast asleep due to a late night before, we waited until 7.30 and then decided to awake him. We entered his room and switched on the light and started singing "we wish you a merry xmas".
he rolled over still half asleep and said through squinted eyes....
"fuck off"
in about half a second he realised who he was, where he was and what day it was and kept saying "i never said that, I never said that"
got it on video too
he rolled over still half asleep and said through squinted eyes....
"fuck off"
in about half a second he realised who he was, where he was and what day it was and kept saying "i never said that, I never said that"
got it on video too
17-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by WD Pro
Followed a mum out of the cinema the other day. Her little girl was holding her hand being draged along behind her. Mum stops. Girl walks into her arse.
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
QUOTE : Mummy your bum smells of fish
The mum looked at me and my girlfriend (who were trying not to laugh) and just completely blanked out the comment
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