Decoding Men and Womens AD's...

AlexD · 2007-01-11 14:48:29

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads ? 40-ish???????????.49. ? Adventurous????????..Slept with everyone. ? Athletic??????????..No breasts. ? Average looking???????Moooo. ? Beautiful??????????Pathological liar. ? Emotionally Secure?????...On medication. ? Feminist??????????.Fat. ? Free Spirit?????????..Junkie. ? Friendship first???????..Former Slut. ? New-Age?????????...Body hair in the wrong places. ? Old-fashioned????????No B.J.'s ? Open-minded????????.Desperate. ? Outgoing??????????Loud and embarrassing. ? Professional????????...Bitch. ? Voluptuous?????????Very fat. ? Large frame????????...Hugely fat. ? Wants soul mate???????Stalker. Dictionary for Decoding Women's English: ? Yes????????????.No ? No????????????..Yes ? Maybe???????????No ? We need??????????.I want ? I am sorry?????????..You'll be sorry ? We need to talk???????.You're in trouble ? Sure, go ahead???????...You better not ? Do what you want??????.You will pay for this later ? I am not upset????????Of course, I am upset, you moron! ? You're attentive tonight????Is sex all you ever think about? Dictionary for Decoding Men's English: ? I am hungry?????????I am hungry ? I am sleepy?????????.I am sleepy ? I am tired??????????I am tired ? Nice dress?????????...Nice cleavage! ? I love you?????????...Let's have sex now ? I am bored?????????..Do you want to have sex? ? May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. ? Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. ? Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. ? Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. ? I don't think those shoes go with that outfit????..I'm gay. :D

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11-01-2007, 01:48 PM

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Decoding Men and Womens AD's...

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads

Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.

Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.

Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.

Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.

Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.

Ø Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.

Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.

Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.

Ø Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.

Ø New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.

Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.'s

Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.

Ø Professional……………………...Bitch.

Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.

Ø Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.

Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

Dictionary for Decoding Women's English:

Ø Yes……………………………….No

Ø No………………………………..Yes

Ø Maybe……………………………No

Ø We need………………………….I want

Ø I am sorry………………………..You'll be sorry

Ø We need to talk………………….You're in trouble

Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not

Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later

Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!

Ø You're attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?

Dictionary for Decoding Men's English:

Ø I am hungry………………………I am hungry

Ø I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy

Ø I am tired…………………………I am tired

Ø Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!

Ø I love you………………………...Let's have sex now

Ø I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?

Ø May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I'm gay.