Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Ψ 40-ish
.49.
Ψ Adventurous
..Slept with everyone.
Ψ Athletic
..No breasts.
Ψ Average looking
Moooo.
Ψ Beautiful
Pathological liar.
Ψ Emotionally Secure
...On medication.
Ψ Feminist
.Fat.
Ψ Free Spirit
..Junkie.
Ψ Friendship first
..Former Slut.
Ψ New-Age
...Body hair in the wrong places.
Ψ Old-fashioned
No B.J.'s
Ψ Open-minded
.Desperate.
Ψ Outgoing
Loud and embarrassing.
Ψ Professional
...Bitch.
Ψ Voluptuous
Very fat.
Ψ Large frame
...Hugely fat.
Ψ Wants soul mate
Stalker.
Dictionary for Decoding Women's English:
Ψ Yes
.No
Ψ No
..Yes
Ψ Maybe
No
Ψ We need
.I want
Ψ I am sorry
..You'll be sorry
Ψ We need to talk
.You're in trouble
Ψ Sure, go ahead
...You better not
Ψ Do what you want
.You will pay for this later
Ψ I am not upset
Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ψ You're attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever think about?
Dictionary for Decoding Men's English:
Ψ I am hungry
I am hungry
Ψ I am sleepy
.I am sleepy
Ψ I am tired
I am tired
Ψ Nice dress
...Nice cleavage!
Ψ I love you
...Let's have sex now
Ψ I am bored
..Do you want to have sex?
Ψ May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
Ψ Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Ψ Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Ψ Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
Ψ I don't think those shoes go with that outfit
..I'm gay.
