cossymad

Venus and Mars

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets
thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it,

I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed
dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take
so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewellery dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
awhile..You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

PGT

class - almost tempted to forward this to 'her'

cossymad

I did

danvisteon

i would forward this to the missus, but i like to get laid so i won't

Rene

PMSL!

Dan B

APMSL!

jr cossie

3drstretch

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