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Old 07-01-2007, 05:41 PM
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http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml
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That's up there with the M3 one from back in the day.
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Originally Posted by BatFink
That's up there with the M3 one from back in the day.
what was the m3 one? not heard that
Old 07-01-2007, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
Originally Posted by BatFink
That's up there with the M3 one from back in the day.
what was the m3 one? not heard that
Can't rememeber the full details,but summant with some socks or tights in the engine getting caught on the valves etc.
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Originally Posted by BatFink
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That's up there with the M3 one from back in the day.
what was the m3 one? not heard that
Can't rememeber the full details,but summant with some socks or tights in the engine getting caught on the valves etc.
ah,im vaguely remembering someone using a sock to plug the oil filler as they had lost the cap
Old 07-01-2007, 06:21 PM
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hahah what a plank!! What i found funniest is that his mate is some sort of honda "specialist"..... does that procedure work on Hondas?
Old 07-01-2007, 06:23 PM
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thats brilliant

i may tell people about this mod in the pib and see who trys it

Old 07-01-2007, 06:27 PM
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is he takin the piss
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Originally Posted by JayCos
is he takin the piss
That is what I was thinking.
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hi ant

thanks for those bits yesterday mate

i can get my seat done now
Old 07-01-2007, 07:03 PM
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Got too be a piss take
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:26 PM
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Kinda reminds me of a post on a computer forum ages ago by someone who had tried to water cool his PC by sealing all the gaps and filling it with water
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
Originally Posted by BatFink
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Originally Posted by BatFink
That's up there with the M3 one from back in the day.
what was the m3 one? not heard that
Can't rememeber the full details,but summant with some socks or tights in the engine getting caught on the valves etc.
ah,im vaguely remembering someone using a sock to plug the oil filler as they had lost the cap
That's the one mate.
Old 07-01-2007, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by spudmurphy
Kinda reminds me of a post on a computer forum ages ago by someone who had tried to water cool his PC by sealing all the gaps and filling it with water
One of our customers found a 2 inch wood screw on the floor in her front room next to the table that her laptop was on. She thought it had come out of the laptop so she then proceeded to screw it into the back of her laptop!

It went in about an inch before she realised something was wrong...it went straight through the system board and killed it. Funnily enough, we didnt replace it under their support contract
Old 07-01-2007, 09:31 PM
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If you click 1 of the links further down its a Honda owner taking the piss out of the audi lot.
Old 07-01-2007, 10:02 PM
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Ahhh couldnt be bothered going through all them, i hate forums that are laid out like that

Funny tho
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Originally Posted by BigMouthBillyBass
Ahhh couldnt be bothered going through all them, i hate forums that are laid out like that

Funny tho
Same worse design of message board takes forever to read anything

There has been quite a few classics over the years the guy that painted his brakes literaly not just the callipers but the disks and pads as well Was one recently some one fitted an intercooler to an N/A car not the first tme i've read of some one doing that , One of the evo forums some one wondered how to paint an intercooler as he was worried the paint would melt. There is so meny more but i cant remember them all the m3 with the sock stuck in the engine was properly funny
Old 07-01-2007, 10:57 PM
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surely its not real?id love to stand there watching them fuck a good engine up and say "now i dont belive you wanted to do that"
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Originally Posted by marco polo
hi ant

thanks for those bits yesterday mate

i can get my seat done now
no probs mate
Old 08-01-2007, 03:27 PM
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i had a bloke tell me his car was turbo charged i ask him to point the turbo out to me he was pointing at the alternator it was a saxso
Old 08-01-2007, 04:54 PM
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remeber the one with the honda S2000, the bloke fitted nitrous to the engine, just drilled a hole in the rocker cover andscrewed the injector into it
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