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Old 06-01-2007, 01:40 PM
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Default numer plate messages? get your ones up?
some times see some funny/offensive messages on no.plates going across the bottom.

anyone got funny ones?
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:41 PM
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"smits bending the rules & ruling the bends" i had that on my first car
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:43 PM
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My mate on his crosser has "Loud pipes save lives"
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:45 PM
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Ive had a few.

'Dont laugh, your daughters next'

'Fast enough to snap knicker elastic'

Fast enough to pull your foreskin back'

'Taxed, Mot'd and rung'

'limted to 155mph, please pass'
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:45 PM
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if it doesnt scuff its not low enuff...on a mates pug 306
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:48 PM
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"Kiss my ass as I pass!"
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Ive had a few.

limted to 155mph, please pass'
im gonna have to steal that one
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:50 PM
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"Make cheques payable to chief constable's retirement fund"

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Old 06-01-2007, 01:51 PM
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:51 PM
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smitsturbo

ur first ones

timrud

that one must have raised a few eyebrows.

ive wanted something offensive but sometimes worry what the elders would say
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:53 PM
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My brother used to have the canine gonads on the back of his mini circa 97/98.
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:58 PM
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put this upside down


if you can read this call an ambulance
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:59 PM
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my mate had 'Running in pass while you can'. This was when he was genuinely running in his engine but he kept it on.
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by Big G
Ive had a few.

limted to 155mph, please pass'
im gonna have to steal that one
whats funny about that, had to pull over at 160 0nce while a derestricted M3 evo came past me at 170.
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Basky
put this upside down


if you can read this call an ambulance

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Old 06-01-2007, 02:03 PM
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if you can read this im not trying
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Originally Posted by K5SSY
Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by Big G
Ive had a few.

limted to 155mph, please pass'
im gonna have to steal that one
whats funny about that, had to pull over at 160 0nce while a derestricted M3 evo came past me at 170.
it would be funny coz when your drivin around town you could offend people who think your an ignorant prat with no reguard for public

or if you change the 155mph to 180mph
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:08 PM
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Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat on the back of the Blade
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follow me if you want to come second,

im the person your mother warned you about,

move over, i want to play,

my mate is into fat chicks & remember that window sticker you used to get
that said "no dogs or fat chicks" well he cut off the "no dogs or" bit
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:11 PM
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some good ones smitsturbo
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:12 PM
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SUBAR-WHO?
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
im the person your mother warned you about,
I aint the person your mother warned you about, her imagination aint that good.
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat on the back of the Blade
What does this mean? have heard the "song" but dont know the translation.
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:15 PM
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tell yer mum to stop changing her lipstick...my cock looks like a rainbow
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Originally Posted by smitsturbo
im the person your mother warned you about,
I aint the person your mother warned you about, her imagination aint that good.
dick
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Originally Posted by Mark B
Originally Posted by gurnE
Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat on the back of the Blade
What does this mean? have heard the "song" but dont know the translation.
It's Latin and means 'Fortune favours the brave'

A little poncy but I like the sentiment
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:32 PM
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as a take on 'if you can read this, your too close' i have always wanted

'if you can read this, your a cunt'

i think when the 3dr is done i will have to have something offensive on it lol
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:34 PM
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ON A OLD MINI ON MY STREET:

"THINK VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU PASS ME I COULD MAKE YOU LOOK VERY SILLY!
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Some cracking ones there.
Do like the one about making cheques payable to the Chief Inspectors retirement Fund
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:57 PM
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on the back of a wide arched mini "LOW PHAT SPREAD"

























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Being from the home of the GLC i had to have.............

YOU FOOKIN KNOWS IT !!!!!

On both my plates
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:03 PM
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mine say "Ford Motor Company Limited"
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RobS
Being from the home of the GLC i had to have.............

YOU FOOKIN KNOWS IT !!!!!

On both my plates
Innit
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
"smits bending the rules & ruling the bends" i had that on my first car
winner
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:23 PM
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I had " YOU WISH !! " on the back of my old saff, I wish the fooker was a bit more reliable
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No message on mine but the number plate itself reads "BIG EMA", trying to find a fat bitch called emma to sell it to
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No message on mine but the number plate itself reads "BIG EMA", trying to find a fat bitch called emma to sell it to
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"Constipated Mini"
Not passed anything in weeks
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if you can read this my charger is blown
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