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Old 06-01-2007, 04:03 PM
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"lower than your nans nipples"
Old 06-01-2007, 04:06 PM
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If i saw 95% of those on a plate id just think you were a tosser and laugh.

Still waitingon the original "Scooby/Evo slayer"
Old 06-01-2007, 04:15 PM
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Mate used to have "Yes officer this is my car" on his MK5 Escort Cabby.
Old 06-01-2007, 04:23 PM
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Hate it or love it im stil number 1
For You to envy
Look,admire but don't touch
Who says crime don't pay
My other toy has tits
All eyes on me
The cars paid for
Silent but violent
Don't hate just appreciate
Old 06-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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one of the middx rsoc guys has "smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
Old 06-01-2007, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
one of the middx rsoc guys has "smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
Ace Rimmer quote from Red Dwarf
Old 06-01-2007, 04:40 PM
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About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

Old 06-01-2007, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF
About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

Quality
Old 06-01-2007, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF
About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

as in a volvo T5
Old 06-01-2007, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by TIFF
About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

as in a volvo T5
Ya think
Old 06-01-2007, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by smitsturbo
"smits bending the rules & ruling the bends" i had that on my first car
winner
do i get a prize
Old 06-01-2007, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by TIFF
About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

as in a volvo T5
Ya think
i knew i'd look like an idiot, it was a bit obvious but reason i asked is cause whats a T5 got on a slightly tunned YB???? not much
Old 06-01-2007, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by smitsturbo
"smits bending the rules & ruling the bends" i had that on my first car
winner
do i get a prize
until you lose it on a corner (on the track ofcourse)
Old 06-01-2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by TIFF
About 10 years ago there was a Yellow MK1 Cotina running a cossie engine near me.....His plates read............

"I hope thats a T5 officer"

as in a volvo T5
Ya think
i knew i'd look like an idiot, it was a bit obvious but reason i asked is cause whats a T5 got on a slightly tunned YB???? not much
I know what you mean...................

But in the day the police thought the T5 was the dogs bollox
Old 06-01-2007, 06:02 PM
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only memorable one i can think of is a lad we know had


"subaru.... dont believe the hype "

on an evo

when i was a young girl i had " drive it like you nicked it" how embarrassing

Sarah
Old 06-01-2007, 06:05 PM
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"This is not my boyfriends car"


As i get sick of telling people the car is actually mine
Old 06-01-2007, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
"This is not my boyfriends car"


As i get sick of telling people the car is actually mine
that is highly annoying aint it

is it your boyfriends car?

no, its mine.

then they look at you like your a paedo pretending you dont like kids
Old 06-01-2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
"This is not my boyfriends car"


As i get sick of telling people the car is actually mine
that is highly annoying aint it

is it your boyfriends car?

no, its mine.

then they look at you like your a paedo pretending you dont like kids
Hell yeah lol We stopped at shop other week in my car, Dave went in shop i stayed in car, lad in shop said nice cossie you got there mate, Dave says Aint mine, its the girlfriends, oh he says i thought you were just letting her drive your car
Old 06-01-2007, 06:24 PM
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obviously all women should drive micras with pink furry steering wheel covers and not have a clue about cars let alone drive one with any power

Old 06-01-2007, 06:26 PM
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on a battered old orion - taxed , insured and mot'd so p**s off

on my escort cos and saf - i would rather push my ford than drive a subaru

on my mk2 escort - old skool rallying tool
Old 06-01-2007, 06:32 PM
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i got if your reading this you have been cos'd

love some of the others though
Old 06-01-2007, 06:39 PM
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ive got Pull me,Nick me,Try me,Ban me. on the cossie
Old 06-01-2007, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
"This is not my boyfriends car"


As i get sick of telling people the car is actually mine
Mike Rainbird has that too
Old 06-01-2007, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
obviously all women should drive micras with pink furry steering wheel covers and not have a clue about cars let alone drive one with any power


That must be the case hun
Old 06-01-2007, 06:47 PM
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NORFOLK AND CHANCE! damn i was sad lol
Old 06-01-2007, 07:01 PM
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Had a couple in my youth

BYE BYE GTI (all my friends had golfs)

Scooby Slayer

SO SORRY U LOSE

MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS





My mate had

GONE SO FAST IV SEEN THE FUTURE

Cock
Old 06-01-2007, 07:05 PM
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mine just says "bluey" because thats my cars name
Old 06-01-2007, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
"This is not my boyfriends car"


As i get sick of telling people the car is actually mine
Mike Rainbird has that too
Actually, Mike has "Considerably faster than you" on his...... which is only mildly less sad than the Max Power stickers the rest of this lot have!

"My other toy has tits"? Have you people no shame?
Old 06-01-2007, 07:39 PM
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mine says....

sanderson ford





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Old 06-01-2007, 08:59 PM
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I have "take your toy home boys" on the back of mine, its not my boyfriends car is good though too as a few people haevsaid to me that it isn't really a birds car.

Debs
Old 06-01-2007, 09:00 PM
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have said that was meant to be, doh, its been a long day

Debs
Old 06-01-2007, 09:04 PM
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On my Saphhire i had " my other car is a cortina" it was!

On my 2.8i I had " YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER"

Oh and some twat put on my GLS - Good Lada spares
Old 06-01-2007, 09:08 PM
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These are the plates Ive just had made for my mk4 escort zetec turbo,


Old 06-01-2007, 09:11 PM
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In the very very distant past I've had.....

"See you in court Gatso!!"

and

"Lower than a rattle snakes ring piece"


Now I have..... "Wheels Motor Factors" as thats where my plates are from


Steve
Old 06-01-2007, 09:13 PM
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mate mate had

' thick skinned and horny'

on his Suzuki Sj
Old 06-01-2007, 09:20 PM
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I had....


on my RS2k

My bro had the "Hows my driving? Call 0800 FUCK OFF" on his corsa 1.2 4spd!

EDIT: Had "praise the lowered" on my mk5

Lee
Old 07-01-2007, 12:17 AM
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WARNING: Liable to go sideways at any time!!!

Had that on my last 2wd Sapph
Old 07-01-2007, 12:32 AM
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capable of evading High Speed pursuit.



on a lotus carlton years ago

it would seen naff on a shit car

BUT THERE NOT
Old 07-01-2007, 12:36 AM
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had "DOGGY STYLE" on me fezza...


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