Si B

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Kawa-Fucking-Saki on my bike

Limited to 140mph on my Calibra

Limited to 326bhp- please pass, on my friend's Supra Twin turbo

If this van is a rockin' don't come a knockin' on a friend's VW Camper

coszee21

my one at the mo say "ITS TAXED MOT'D AND INSURED SO GO CHASE SOME REAL VILANS" LOL

IN 2 DAYS TIME WILL HAVE

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS IM STILL IN GEAR 1"

LOL

COSZEE21

AKA

ZEE

starturbo

Ive had "0-casualty in 60 seconds" "knees down for the boys" "faster than a fart after a vindaloo" "goodbye coppers" and "my other toy is inflatable" all on the bike of course.like some of the others Ive seen on this thread.

ossie cossie

I have seen IF ITS GOT TITS OR TYRES ITS GONNA COST.

Lambchop

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Number plate slogans are sooooo fucking cheesy!

My particular favourite worst one has to be Mike's "considerably faster than you"

Jemma

Or what about BI GEMMA?

B4 you ask me.. No i aint bi!

dovboy

i had a quite fast 8v golf ,spotted a bright yellow estate mk2 escort with "bye bye gti" on the plate ,raced it

later got told it had a n/a cos with 48's.

you can guess how that little sport went

Chip

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I used to have:

HORT1 COLLECTION PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY

saff_cossie

My one just had "Cossie Power" which is a bit lame.

NORFOLK AND CHANCE is very clever as some kid would read it out aloud without realising

Jay,

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egg bacon and scooby

D7AKE

I had

I DON'T DUMP 4 HORSES (as in Dump Valve not take a crap)

A piss take of I slow down 4 horses

I thort it was cool at the time

pete mcrash

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well i've got some nice 70's nostalgia...DO U FEEL LUCKY PUNK.....WELL DO YA?????

dannyblackpool

"CAUTION BLACK LINES IN PROGRESS" on 3dr and "NOT A PATCH ON MY COSSIE" on the liner

Matt Baxter

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furry

lock stock and 400 smoking horses!!!!

NUTS RuS

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The DIVA

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I have "The Delicate Sound of Thunder" on my Ducati.......

bigad4x4

I used to have UP YOURS COPPERS till i recieved a fixed penalty

now ive got CATCH THIS FUCKER

bonus_boy

heres mine on my bmw 316 lowerd about 80mm on spax's

GARETH T

i havent got one

turbo

used to have MORE FUN THAN A SOAPY TIT WANK!!! ON MY R1.

cossiegreg1

GOES QUICKER THAN A SMACK HEADS GIRO -
And can anyone remember a old 90's one -IT'S RUDE TO STARE

bigad4x4

mentalasanything

Both nearly made me fall off my chair!!

I want a new one for the RST, thought Kiss my RS was good but it's been done now.

wapster

my old one used to say


wanted short blond nimfos apply within



but that was on my nova 10 years ago 20 16v of course

Bullett

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a wide arched fezzy mk3 turbo round here had "wider than your mums arse"

i used to have "stay on the path and you wont get hurt"

and on my white esc rst i had " 200+?"

Mr Sam

Front "www.mackiemotors.com" renault garage

Rear and original garage sticker from when it was bought it 1983

PT

brilliant

onmy series one it said SERIOUS ONE was on it when i bout it

phil4x4saph

I made a plate for a mates Aprillia with the cartoon peperami either side of the top line, and at the bottom it says "Its a bit of an animal!"

Used to have "BYE!" on the back of my 205

John Laverick

I used to have "Honk if you Smell of Wee" on the back of an old runabout

the benno

would of been better if it said lower THAN your nans tits

Stoo

Ha!

Stoo

By the way 'Ha!' is NOT what i have written on my plate! Just felt i had to clarify..

AndyBrew

well spotted !!!

furry

"YOUNG FREE AND SINGLE - APPLY WITHIN"
OR
COS - IT'S - WORTH - IT

Kevin Sharp

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that will be the mint MK2 shell i ran the sthil saw through so the bloke from ireland that bought it could fit the front end in the back of his transit

as for numberplate slogans..if im behind anyone with most of the ones here i think what a sad cnut he has actually paid to have them made up
unbeleiveable...spend money on someting that will improve the car instead of making 95% of other drivers thinking "what a tit"

GazzaG

mine says CHILTON FORD on the rear plate atm


Where can i get slogans made i need new plates?

Kevin Sharp

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oh and just to add most of those slogans just add fuel to the fire of the CHAV cosworth owner image......and rightly so

Cosworth-aka

my saffs got SLIPPERY WHEN WET!! on at the mo

Bullett

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er where does it say in this thread only messages on your cossie plates?

mine were on an uno and the 200+? was on my escort rst. my saff has nothing other than an rsoc badge