Christmas cracker jokes!!!
25-12-2006, 02:13 PM
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Christmas cracker jokes!!!
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What do you call a women inbetween football posts...
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If all the cars on the roads in this country were Red, what would it be known as?
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If all the cars on the roads in this country were Red, what would it be known as?
after thinking baout that for several hours all i can come up with is
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i'd go and
the guy who thoght that one up, right upside his damn fool skull
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i'd go and
the guy who thoght that one up, right upside his damn fool skull
That's exactly what I thought when i read it after pulling the cracker earlier
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there are some good ones there, but there are also some complete howlers
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the guy who thoght that one up, right upside his damn fool skull 
