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Old 27-11-2006, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Did you do the lottery after?
i think he popped into M&S for a clean pair of Boxers first
Old 27-11-2006, 11:09 AM
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Thing is, if you increase your RWD driving skills youl just try and go round it faster and faster and more sideways every time anyhow, so you will still crash at some point!

For 5 gold stars you need at be at full oppo lock at high rpm in 4th gear (so well over 100mph) and crash clean thru the Armco into the trees, like so...

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Originally Posted by Stavros
Thing is, if you increase your RWD driving skills youl just try and go round it faster and faster and more sideways every time anyhow, so you will still crash at some point!
Indeed, more talent doesnt stop you crashing, it just means you are going quicker when it happens.
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Thing is, if you increase your RWD driving skills youl just try and go round it faster and faster and more sideways every time anyhow, so you will still crash at some point!

For 5 gold stars you need at be at full oppo lock at high rpm in 4th gear (so well over 100mph) and crash clean thru the Armco into the trees, like so...

Whot was it that went strat thru
Old 27-11-2006, 11:14 AM
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Ouch!!!

Spindliest looking armco i have ever seen. Bloody lucky it was so weak, as that would have hurt.

I wonder if he had to reset his roll bar afterwards???

Nice photo btw
Old 27-11-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by silverfox999
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Lambchop
holy shit thats a bit close

PROPER close!
Absolutely. I sat there thinking how the hell did he not hit that barrier. If you revist your photo of the skids you actually see the barrier is slightly dinged in where the tyre skids are!

wonder if another chopped up M3 has done the same?? If that ding wasnt there if would have had a few microns of Estoril blue smeared down its galvanised face!

Still, i am waiting for the updated etch-a-sketch dwg.

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Stavros Quality pick matey - proper comitted that one!!!

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Originally Posted by Stavros
Thing is, if you increase your RWD driving skills youl just try and go round it faster and faster and more sideways every time anyhow, so you will still crash at some point!

For 5 gold stars you need at be at full oppo lock at high rpm in 4th gear (so well over 100mph) and crash clean thru the Armco into the trees, like so...

Is that phil morrisons car?
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One other thing, and this is a serious note for SiB

Oi! I was behind you, and you have a serious problem with your driving style that we need to eliminate RIGHT NOW!

If you intend to drive a BMW, then you need to understand that indicators are permitted to be used for one of the two below reasons;

1 To let people know that you have illegally parked,

2 To celebrate Christmas

NOTHING ELSE!!!!!

You were seen on several occasions using them to indicate lane changes, intended direction of travel etc etc. I mean, what the fuck?

We have a reputation to keep up, and you are spoiling it for all of us.

If I see you using your indicators for anything other than the BMW prescribed approved reasons, I will remove your keys.

JJ
Old 27-11-2006, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by lead_foot

Is that phil morrisons car?


Yep. Bout time he was due one, he never crashes!

But at least he done it in style, 4th gear on the lockstops when it all went wrong is I wanna crash like that

Nothing structural or mechanical damaged luckily enough, just outside stuff and the inner wing.
Old 27-11-2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Nothing structural or mechanical damaged luckily enough, just outside stuff and the inner wing.
unless its a space framed car,, the inner wing is VERY structural
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
One other thing, and this is a serious note for SiB

Oi! I was behind you, and you have a serious problem with your driving style that we need to eliminate RIGHT NOW!

If you intend to drive a BMW, then you need to understand that indicators are permitted to be used for one of the two below reasons;

1 To let people know that you have illegally parked,

2 To celebrate Christmas

NOTHING ELSE!!!!!

You were seen on several occasions using them to indicate lane changes, intended direction of travel etc etc. I mean, what the fuck?

We have a reputation to keep up, and you are spoiling it for all of us.

If I see you using your indicators for anything other than the BMW prescribed approved reasons, I will remove your keys.

JJ
I ahve to concur, you were seen by several idependant witnesses, to not only indicate out and around people - but shock horror - to indicate back in.

this will serioulsy begin to upset the indicator imbalance that bm drivers have been working on for eons.

Please alter this nefarious habit now..
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
One other thing, and this is a serious note for SiB

Oi! I was behind you, and you have a serious problem with your driving style that we need to eliminate RIGHT NOW!

If you intend to drive a BMW, then you need to understand that indicators are permitted to be used for one of the two below reasons;

1 To let people know that you have illegally parked,

2 To celebrate Christmas

NOTHING ELSE!!!!!

You were seen on several occasions using them to indicate lane changes, intended direction of travel etc etc. I mean, what the fuck?

We have a reputation to keep up, and you are spoiling it for all of us.

If I see you using your indicators for anything other than the BMW prescribed approved reasons, I will remove your keys.

JJ

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Old 27-11-2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
Originally Posted by Stavros
Nothing structural or mechanical damaged luckily enough, just outside stuff and the inner wing.
unless its a space framed car,, the inner wing is VERY structural
Ok, thats the only part, put it that way, you picky cunt
Old 27-11-2006, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
One other thing, and this is a serious note for SiB

Oi! I was behind you, and you have a serious problem with your driving style that we need to eliminate RIGHT NOW!

If you intend to drive a BMW, then you need to understand that indicators are permitted to be used for one of the two below reasons;

1 To let people know that you have illegally parked,

2 To celebrate Christmas

NOTHING ELSE!!!!!

You were seen on several occasions using them to indicate lane changes, intended direction of travel etc etc. I mean, what the fuck?

We have a reputation to keep up, and you are spoiling it for all of us.

If I see you using your indicators for anything other than the BMW prescribed approved reasons, I will remove your keys.

JJ
Si went for the Extra pack where there fitted
Old 27-11-2006, 01:52 PM
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BTTT !
Old 27-11-2006, 02:54 PM
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Where is Si working He's got alot of reading to chatch up on
Old 27-11-2006, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan s1
Where is Si working He's got alot of reading to chatch up on
He's a lorry driver.

Last year he had 478 breakdowns and 212 accidents
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Where is Si working He's got alot of reading to chatch up on
He's a lorry driver.

Last year he had 478 breakdowns and 212 accidents

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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by dojj
is this a case now that M3 owners should be avoided at all costs then?

or should we just treat them like fireworks? set them off and retreat to a safe distance?
Nothing wrong with the car, just a case of the driver having a little more ambition than talent in this instance.

Something most people have done im sure, just good that lady luck was smiling at simon, well in fact, she was on here knees noshing away and swallowed for him in fact!
and then said thank u lol

lol @ some of the stuff u come out with chip
Old 27-11-2006, 08:15 PM
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LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
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Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Oh fuck off.

Not like i didnt give AMPLE warning this week and let everyone know it was going to be the best one remaining this year.
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Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Every Weston Super Mare Meet is an adventure for me

Never have any problems anywhere else, and in both recent incidents (holed piston and slippy slide M3) JJ was right behind me!!! I blame him!!

Not done the lottery yet, but got to be worth a go!

Thanks to JJ and Chip / Stu etc for their help after - checking the car and the scene, taking photos and taking the piss, all much appreciated!

Si
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Originally Posted by Alan s1
Where is Si working He's got alot of reading to chatch up on
Have you managed to drop the roll over bars?
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Oh fuck off.

Not like i didnt give AMPLE warning this week and let everyone know it was going to be the best one remaining this year.
what warning?
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what causes the roll bars to activate then? some kind of g-force senser?
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Originally Posted by SiB
Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Every Weston Super Mare Meet is an adventure for me

Never have any problems anywhere else, and in both recent incidents (holed piston and slippy slide M3) JJ was right behind me!!! I blame him!!

Not done the lottery yet, but got to be worth a go!

Thanks to JJ and Chip / Stu etc for their help after - checking the car and the scene, taking photos and taking the piss, all much appreciated!

Si
I've been stitched up mate! Nah, I'm just a really really bad influence!! LOL

Top night Si, and you definately helped to make it exciting!

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Originally Posted by James
what causes the roll bars to activate then? some kind of g-force senser?
Oh yes, its senses a "mmm, i think i may have overcooked that one" and then a soleniod fires out the hoops in 3/10ths of a sec!!
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Originally Posted by SiB
Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Every Weston Super Mare Meet is an adventure for me

Never have any problems anywhere else, and in both recent incidents (holed piston and slippy slide M3) JJ was right behind me!!! I blame him!!

Not done the lottery yet, but got to be worth a go!

Thanks to JJ and Chip / Stu etc for their help after - checking the car and the scene, taking photos and taking the piss, all much appreciated!

Si
WHO HAS BEEN DOING THAT
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by AlexF
LOL just seen this thread....

I'll have to come down to one of these meets one day
Oh fuck off.

Not like i didnt give AMPLE warning this week and let everyone know it was going to be the best one remaining this year.
what warning?
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Picture of the mark made by BOTH his front wheels (shows how perfectly perpendicular to the barrier he was there is only one mark from both of them!)

.. unreal ..you live and learn...
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Originally Posted by silverfox999
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Where is Si working He's got alot of reading to chatch up on
Have you managed to drop the roll over bars?
Bars are back down now - thanks for the diagram Gareth

My tool (oo er) was different from the diagram, and worked differently, but you gave me the right idea!

Cheers

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Originally Posted by avid-fan
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Picture of the mark made by BOTH his front wheels (shows how perfectly perpendicular to the barrier he was there is only one mark from both of them!)

.. unreal ..you live and learn...
indeed - soooo close.

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si
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Originally Posted by SiB

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si
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Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by SiB

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si

Seconded! Dont give up Si - RWD will make you feel like an absolute hero when you suss it!!

JJ
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by GARETH T
Originally Posted by Stavros
Nothing structural or mechanical damaged luckily enough, just outside stuff and the inner wing.
unless its a space framed car,, the inner wing is VERY structural
Ok, thats the only part, put it that way, you picky cunt
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by SiB

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si

Seconded! Dont give up Si - RWD will make you feel like an absolute hero when you suss it!!

JJ
I have got to LEARN it all over again its been off the road since last JULY shhould be fun
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Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by SiB

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si

Seconded! Dont give up Si - RWD will make you feel like an absolute hero when you suss it!!

JJ
I have got to LEARN it all over again its been off the road since last JULY shhould be fun
Perfect time of year then!!! PMSL my dedicated dry weather tyres are looking a little shitty right now! The car understeers like a motherfucker now!

Still - only a few months till spring! Hooray!

JJ
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Originally Posted by SiB

Lesson learned, I'm going back to 4x4!!

Si

Seconded! Dont give up Si - RWD will make you feel like an absolute hero when you suss it!!

JJ
I have got to LEARN it all over again its been off the road since last JULY shhould be fun
Perfect time of year then!!! PMSL my dedicated dry weather tyres are looking a little shitty right now! The car understeers like a motherfucker now!

Still - only a few months till spring! Hooray!

JJ
Well its not likely to be back on the road untill March @ the earlist So atm its looking to be spring /Summer
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Just in time then!

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