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Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head
I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it
The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
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I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it
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The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
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got a hirecar last night - a shtron xsara picasso bollocks
anyway, on the way home from work i was going down a road i know very well, and some tart in a shitron c3 pulled out in front of me
ok, fair enough...
but shes doing like 40 and its a 60 so i sit on her ass
she then cains it off, and i dunno if she was pissed or owt but fuck me, she really ould not drive![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
clipped the verge about 4 times trying to go quick ish round corners so i only had one thing to do, i got even closer
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anyway, on the way home from work i was going down a road i know very well, and some tart in a shitron c3 pulled out in front of me
ok, fair enough...
but shes doing like 40 and its a 60 so i sit on her ass
she then cains it off, and i dunno if she was pissed or owt but fuck me, she really ould not drive
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clipped the verge about 4 times trying to go quick ish round corners so i only had one thing to do, i got even closer
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head
I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it
The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
![Rolling Eyes](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
![Wall](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/wall.gif)
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I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it
![Cry](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif)
The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head
Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left
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As soon as they invent one, the school run mums are all fooked!
But for the time being, its us that are screwed for giving our driving 100% concentration while the drunks, banned drivers and those with no idea what they are doing get off scott free! So long as they adhere to the "safe" limit.
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The "Speed Kills" campaign is the biggest load of propaganda bullshit we have heard for years!
Although those of us around in 1984 were persuaded that every shag was going to give us Aids!
That turned out to be a load of crap too!
Bastards!
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ah reading this thread again has made me remember that when i was going to work on thursday i saw some dippy looking blonde bint in a huge Mercedes with no hands on the wheel looking in the mirror putting in some ear rings
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Some silly cow, tried to change lane whilst I was opposite her tonight!!
Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.
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Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.
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Originally Posted by Drunken Master
Some silly cow, tried to change lane whilst I was opposite her tonight!!
Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.
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Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.
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