General Car Related Discussion. To discuss anything that is related to cars and automotive technology that doesnt naturally fit into another forum catagory.

Muppet woman driver :mad:

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11-11-2006, 02:19 PM
  #1  
Oranoco
Professional Waffler
Thread Starter
 
Oranoco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: HertFORDshire
Posts: 25,425
Received 41 Likes on 38 Posts
Default Muppet woman driver :mad:

Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.

Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left ) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head

I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it

The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
Old 11-11-2006, 02:21 PM
  #2  
Stavros
DEYTUKURJERBS
 
Stavros's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: North Korea
Posts: 29,378
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

i take it it was a 30 zone then
Old 11-11-2006, 02:22 PM
  #3  
Oranoco
Professional Waffler
Thread Starter
 
Oranoco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: HertFORDshire
Posts: 25,425
Received 41 Likes on 38 Posts
Default

It was a fooking national
Old 11-11-2006, 02:29 PM
  #4  
Greg Shepherd
Chasing Radders

 
Greg Shepherd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: southend on sea
Posts: 38,943
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Old 11-11-2006, 02:30 PM
  #5  
MAD EVO 4
PassionFord Post Whore!!
 
MAD EVO 4's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sandhurst, Berkshire
Posts: 9,932
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Old 11-11-2006, 02:40 PM
  #6  
Anonymous
Banned
 
Anonymous's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 142
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Oranoco
It was a fooking national



bloody stupid bint
Old 11-11-2006, 07:08 PM
  #7  
tregmatt
PassionFord Post Whore!!
iTrader: (3)
 
tregmatt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: were eva the car takes me
Posts: 3,658
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Old 11-11-2006, 08:13 PM
  #8  
Fudgey
Baby Cheesus
iTrader: (4)
 
Fudgey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 20,134
Received 106 Likes on 93 Posts
Default

got a hirecar last night - a shtron xsara picasso bollocks

anyway, on the way home from work i was going down a road i know very well, and some tart in a shitron c3 pulled out in front of me

ok, fair enough...

but shes doing like 40 and its a 60 so i sit on her ass

she then cains it off, and i dunno if she was pissed or owt but fuck me, she really ould not drive

clipped the verge about 4 times trying to go quick ish round corners so i only had one thing to do, i got even closer
Old 11-11-2006, 08:19 PM
  #9  
morcheen
Advanced PassionFord User
 
morcheen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: london
Posts: 2,183
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Default

so many shit drivers around
Old 11-11-2006, 08:21 PM
  #10  
Nick.
PassionFord Post Troll
 
Nick.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Black Country!
Posts: 3,088
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

and to think they get cheaper car insurance
Old 11-11-2006, 08:40 PM
  #11  
Thrush
Irritating c........

iTrader: (1)
 
Thrush's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon...
Posts: 21,265
Received 147 Likes on 126 Posts
Default Re: Muppet woman driver :mad:

Originally Posted by Oranoco
The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
I find most of them seem to be infornt of me, but if you want em, they all yours
Old 11-11-2006, 09:18 PM
  #12  
saffsta
Advanced PassionFord User
iTrader: (1)
 
saffsta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Epsom Surrey
Posts: 1,835
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default Re: Muppet woman driver :mad:

Originally Posted by Oranoco
Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.

Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left ) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head

I decided to show her that 20 was only plenty with a 1 in front of it

The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to drive in front of me
Small world i get that same feeling
Old 12-11-2006, 12:54 AM
  #13  
phil4x4saph
Advanced PassionFord User
 
phil4x4saph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: My own little world Drives: badly
Posts: 1,995
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default Re: Muppet woman driver :mad:

Originally Posted by Oranoco
Followed a women towards Stevenage this morning in a red Astra with "Kill your Speed!" and "20's plenty" plastered across the boot and back window.

Dippy fucking bint gets in the left lane indicating left for the roundabout then promptly turns across me and turns right (still indicating left ) then when we get on the straight sits in front of me shaking her head
Never mind about lane dicipline You can drive as badly as you like, talk on the phone, argue with your kids, check your make up in your mirror, drink coffee etc etc etc. COS THER ISN'T A CAMERA THAT CAN PROSECUTE YOU FOR BAD DRIVING!!!!!

As soon as they invent one, the school run mums are all fooked!

But for the time being, its us that are screwed for giving our driving 100% concentration while the drunks, banned drivers and those with no idea what they are doing get off scott free! So long as they adhere to the "safe" limit.



The "Speed Kills" campaign is the biggest load of propaganda bullshit we have heard for years!
Although those of us around in 1984 were persuaded that every shag was going to give us Aids!

That turned out to be a load of crap too!

Bastards!
Old 12-11-2006, 12:58 AM
  #14  
Nick.
PassionFord Post Troll
 
Nick.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Black Country!
Posts: 3,088
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

ah reading this thread again has made me remember that when i was going to work on thursday i saw some dippy looking blonde bint in a huge Mercedes with no hands on the wheel looking in the mirror putting in some ear rings
Old 12-11-2006, 01:04 AM
  #15  
Drunken Master
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
 
Drunken Master's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,078
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Some silly cow, tried to change lane whilst I was opposite her tonight!!

Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.

Women drivers
Old 12-11-2006, 10:39 AM
  #16  
Thrush
Irritating c........

iTrader: (1)
 
Thrush's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon...
Posts: 21,265
Received 147 Likes on 126 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Drunken Master
Some silly cow, tried to change lane whilst I was opposite her tonight!!

Had to swerve out the way, swore at her beeped and went mental. She couldn't stop apoligising and then I felt like a right prick.

Women drivers
At least she apologised - I had the same thing a week or so ago. Some daft bint in an Espace decided she wanted to be in my lane on the off ramp of the North Circ - but didn't bother checking mirrors and began to drift straight into me. I beeped and she did nothing! Carried right on, I had to ditch it into a bus lane! So I dorve round her and pulled up in front and got out and yelled at her (about using her mirrors) and she simply shrugged at me like she had no clue what I was on about Mad me even more mad, but fortunately the lights began to change....
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
155lee
Ford RS Turbo Parts for Sale
20
24-10-2015 11:11 AM
gcfcos
General Car Related Discussion.
59
06-10-2015 05:04 PM



Quick Reply: Muppet woman driver :mad:



All times are GMT. The time now is 01:00 AM.