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Old 19-10-2006 | 02:14 PM
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Laxatives? Or do you need to get them through a doctor..



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Old 19-10-2006 | 02:17 PM
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Having problems are we

You can buy some types from most supermarkets or a chemist!
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you can buy in the chemist mate, and please tell me your not bringin them to the weekender hahah
Old 19-10-2006 | 02:17 PM
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Most mints like polos claim laxative effects if you eat a fair few of them..

I think they are able to buy over the counter? Lots of people use them for weight loss...I can't imagine the doctor hands them out for that purpose all too regularly due to the negative effects..?
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Eat a few box's of tune's that will give you the shit's they've got a sort of laxative in them
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easy pal fairy liq on index finger insert up arse as far as you ca get it works a treat ,and has a bonus as you can blow bubbles out ya arse to , keeps ya amused,
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tim that is just nasty hahahahah
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Its not for me...



I owe someone
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whats the matter ur ring gone camera shy
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pmsl

Like I said, Its not for me.. I gotta get some weed back
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si its proper shit then or just tough shit
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I dont care, So long as the fucker shits for a while and in the wrong place, Im happy
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Put some of these in his tea
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lanes-Dual-Lax...QQcmdZViewItem
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if you can get hold of the stuff its called picolax

i had a coloscopy (spelling) and teh hospital sent me 2 sachets out

only had 1 sachet and iwas on the toilet for the best part 12hrs, but didnt help as isuffer witha digestive illness anyhow

so may vary, but god they wont know what hit them aslong as you can get them to drink it

may have teh other sachet around sumwhere
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iv been ill this week, i took SENOKOT it worked within 12 hrs my god did it work
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ExLax is available anywhere.
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Just a warning, people can sometimes react badly to the most normal of drugs, and substances.
Example, peanuts can kill some people.


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focusv8 I'll takje that into account...



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Originally Posted by Pennywise
Its not for me...



I owe someone
i thought you would be happy to throw a finger up and wiggle it around ..

you being you

if its a female

if a male

throw 5 drops of eye dew "makes your eyes clear white no red eye"

into a cup of tea and drink it ..the wait 45 mins ..the whole world drops through your arse....

its a trick the trolly dollys use on air planes ..one was a good mate of mine ...

for nasty people

no side effects ..just the proper shits for about 5 hours afterwards ...

that should clean the pipe out
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What ever you do, don't wave your dick in his pint (unless you've got some crusty cheese 'angin around), or drop a false tooth in..

I've had it done, and it doesn't affect the taste.
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You're a nasty little cunt Radley!! I'll give you that...
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did someone get you rad? that why our conversations were so funny?
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Cress seeds and water on carpet when they are away for a few weeks is my favourite personally.
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
if you can get hold of the stuff its called picolax

i had a coloscopy (spelling) and the hospital sent me 2 sachets out

only had 1 sachet and iwas on the toilet for the best part 12hrs, but didnt help as isuffer witha digestive illness anyhow

so may vary, but god they wont know what hit them aslong as you can get them to drink it

may have the other sachet around sumwhere

picolax is used on spinal injury patients, ive heard many horror stories regarding patients ive looked after and the effects of it

anything thats got 5mg of bisacodyl in it will give you a pretty bad gut and give you the shits if you take a few of them.....
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