Jim Galbally

Jim: "can i withdraw £2500 please"

Teller: "have you ordered it"

Jim: "erm, no... order money?"

Teller: "well we havent got enough money in the safe to give to you"


PMSL

i feel sorry for the bank robber that tries to heist them

Cola

That's what I get. I just lie and call them incompetent for not recording it

BillyCabrio

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So what now then?

Ginge !

no jim they dont give out that kind of money unless ya order it

ya can withdraw some from the counter and then some from the cash machine and then dont forget cashback from all the supermarkets when ya buy a can of drink (max 50 quid though )

have fun

Spiky

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bankers draft???

Jim Galbally

billy, i got enough out to buy the car, just wanted to take extra out to pay for the bits n bobs over the weekend... no big deal tho, il just go back tomrrow and get another grand

Ginge !

jim ya not listening to me

craigp

Jim I got five grand out quite easy when I bought my cossie and I thought Id have trouble seen as though i am HSBC's worst customer in history

BillyCabrio

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I see, all right for some ain it! lol.

So your picking her up tonight then?

Jim Galbally

aye, rolls givin me a lift

ginge... eh? lol

i dont use cashpoints (dont have pincode, stops me withdrawin 500quid whenever i fancy it )

john

My bank let me withdraw 6 grand once by just walking in and asking for it.

Then i went to the pub for a pint with it

Cola

When I bought the cossie I left 16 grand in cash on the passenger seat of the RS2K with the window open in the petrol station.

I am a tit.

TILLIO

Daveyboy

its true what the housemates say about us babe ...liabilties!

Rolls

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oh, were going in the mondeo chap- sometimes diesels can be usefull

Jim Galbally

yay... cheap fuel!

ps i dont mind payin XR2 fuel rates if you fancy takin her out for a blast... i was expectin to pay a lot in petrol anyway

Phil

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I've drawn over 6k out before without booking it in!!

Simon

A friend of mine withdrew 4k from the post office but when they found out he swapped it for 7yrs HMP dickhead

simon

Rolls

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jim- put it this way- dad's car, dad's diesel -not too bothered about taking mine TBH- its not particularly comfy on the m2 anyhow! lol!

Big G

My ex business partner used to carry his proceed's in a Netto bag to the pub for a sesh on the way to the bank, Ive sat there with him carrying £16k before now.
Just wrong

Jim Galbally

good point rich... derv it is

just dont expect me to wait around on the way home

James Raby

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If that's true, just class

It's Czech Mate

I have withdrawn over £10k in cash on more than three occasions and have NEVER had to book it.

Wazzzer

Why the hell should you have to order your own money....

They make money out of looking after yours, whats the problem with wanting it there and then, damn sure they'd take £2500 from you without you having to book it in

AlexF

I took out 4 grand this afternoon Jim...

and they had no problem!!

Then again it is a business account LOL

alex

Jim Galbally

i just thought it was odd saying they didnt have enough money

i mean 2grand for a bank? you'd think they have millions in a big safe!

AlexF

lol nah small branches dont...

most private accoutns need to notify the bank the day before for anything over 1000.... some builkding socitites want to know if its more than 500!!!!


alex

Simon

yes james tis very true it was about 10 years ago
he did it with an axe got chased off the police and took a wrong turning and ended up down a dead end street
he was on remand for somat like 12 months then did an extra 36 months on top of that

simon

SPADGE

What a load of old shit!!!!
Its your money and fook ordering it!!!!
I have walked into a bank and demanded 10k they soon shut up when you threaten to close your account or kick off etc

MikeR

Should have exspected that from you Scotty boy

Mike

dave cos4x4

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it is wrong having to order your money though.

Surely there must have been more than that put into the bank that day.


Dave.

Rhys

i done this too once!!!! Went into petrol station with cash on the seat in a bag left car unlocked with windoe open!! i just didnt think

Could have been a good day for some scrot if they seen

Rhys

i reckon someone should set up a shit roumering a bnk is closeing down and lost the majoruty of its money!! would be funny as fook if a Rush happened on a bank, they would be up shit creek

MikeR

Is that technically invalid Rudey

Mike

smartrs

its true if you look on any note it says "i promice to pay the barier n demand the sum of ......"
it your money as long as you have it in your account they should give it too you , although i did have the same hassles once with getting 5k off the bank but they soon found it in the safe when i started making a fuss in the branch

Lee Reynolds

Load o shite that! I went in and drew 16k out for the escos and never oredered it! Was all in 20's and 10's too

SteveB

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Smaller banks "usually" carry around £20-£25k in cash in their safe....... but i'd recon a big city bank would carry alot more

MikeR

Steve may i ask how you know that