I feel I must share this with you all....
11-10-2006, 05:30 PM
#41
.
Join Date: May 2004
Location: .
Posts: 6,373
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Originally Posted by Katie
Awww dear... 
Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
on a positive note...
if it swells a bit you can probably use it as a floatation device...only a bastard if your bollock + legs are on the surface and your heads stuck underwater...
11-10-2006, 05:35 PM
#43
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Originally Posted by Katie
Awww dear...
Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
on a positive note...
if it swells a bit you can probably use it as a floatation device...only a bastard if your bollock + legs are on the surface and your heads stuck underwater...
11-10-2006, 05:40 PM
#45
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by Katie
Makes you wonder if that's what's happened to ducks...most of them are usually the wrong way up with their webbed feet waving in the air
11-10-2006, 05:43 PM
#46
.
Join Date: May 2004
Location: .
Posts: 6,373
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Originally Posted by Katie
Makes you wonder if that's what's happened to ducks...most of them are usually the wrong way up with their webbed feet waving in the air
11-10-2006, 05:46 PM
#47
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Originally Posted by Katie
Makes you wonder if that's what's happened to ducks...most of them are usually the wrong way up with their webbed feet waving in the air
11-10-2006, 05:51 PM
#49
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by L33 BYT
im still got the sicky feeling
nothing wrong with your balls lee
11-10-2006, 06:04 PM
#50
PassionFord Regular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: methil,fife,scotland
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by paul_ll
A pain a woman will never understand. Ouch!!!!
11-10-2006, 06:06 PM
#51
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by allbluepete
Originally Posted by paul_ll
A pain a woman will never understand. Ouch!!!!
11-10-2006, 07:30 PM
#53
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by turbo terry
fookin hurts don't it, landed on em after did a jump on me MX bike
swear i lost one for a day or so
11-10-2006, 09:03 PM
#54
Advanced PassionFord User
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bedfordshire
Posts: 1,503
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by allbluepete
Originally Posted by paul_ll
A pain a woman will never understand. Ouch!!!!
11-10-2006, 09:39 PM
#55
PassionFord Regular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: methil,fife,scotland
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by paul_ll
Originally Posted by allbluepete
Originally Posted by paul_ll
A pain a woman will never understand. Ouch!!!!
on the bollock subject though,still brings a tear to my eye to this day
was about 13 and was nipping across the railway(common practice where i lived)anyway was a bit of an embankment and as i was going through the fence right leg first i slipped,the only thing that stopped me falling flat on my face was my left bollock,i wouldnt have minded falling or even having major gravel rash,i have never felt so much pain in my life,when i got up in the morning it was like a grape and an apple side by side,a big black and blue apple though,or maybe a purple plum now i think about it
was too embarrassed to draw attention to the fact that i had a huge purple bollock so just suffered in silence for about a month,peeps could see something was wrong with me,because i was walking a totally new way(very slowly and carefully)was always getting asked"you allright" to which i always replied"aye fine"my hand seemed to subconciously drift down to protect my deformed ball,and actually beat someone up pretty badly for brushing against my left testicle(out of order but the pain was making me very mad),hey but fuck it ,its still working ok,got 5 kids to prove it 
11-10-2006, 09:45 PM
#57
Advanced PassionFord User
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bedfordshire
Posts: 1,503
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by allbluepete
was too embarrassed to draw attention to the fact that i had a huge purple bollock so just suffered in silence for about a month
11-10-2006, 09:49 PM
#58
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by paul_ll
Originally Posted by allbluepete
was too embarrassed to draw attention to the fact that i had a huge purple bollock so just suffered in silence for about a month
11-10-2006, 11:35 PM
#59
PassionFord Regular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: methil,fife,scotland
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Originally Posted by paul_ll
Originally Posted by allbluepete
was too embarrassed to draw attention to the fact that i had a huge purple bollock so just suffered in silence for about a month
12-10-2006, 11:24 AM
#61
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Waterlooville....near Portsmouth
Posts: 4,047
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Well to say my right bollock is tender is an understatement, but no puple, brusing as yet
Can just see you now sat at your computer desk trousers down with balls in hand.. And no its not a pretty sight
12-10-2006, 11:42 AM
#62
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by lamb chops
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
Well to say my right bollock is tender is an understatement, but no puple, brusing as yet
Can just see you now sat at your computer desk trousers down with balls in hand.. And no its not a pretty sight
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post