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Old 11-10-2006, 11:31 AM
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I just sat down and squashed a bollock, man I feel so sick and got bad stomach pains
Old 11-10-2006, 11:35 AM
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Thanks 4 telling us
Old 11-10-2006, 11:36 AM
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my thoughts go out to you,it takes real balls to tell us that
Old 11-10-2006, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by RST
Thanks 4 telling us
Not a problem mate
Old 11-10-2006, 11:38 AM
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:39 AM
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i have done that its not a nice feeling
Old 11-10-2006, 11:39 AM
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Thanks i was just eating my lunch

That does fookin hurt tho !
Old 11-10-2006, 11:39 AM
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:40 AM
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I dont think I could eat anything at the mo
Old 11-10-2006, 11:41 AM
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AJ will help rub it better lol
Old 11-10-2006, 11:41 AM
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get your missus to rub the little 'un better
Old 11-10-2006, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by saphlover


get your missus to rub the little 'un better
No chance of that mate shes an A&E nurse who is on nights so is fast asleep at the mo
Old 11-10-2006, 11:43 AM
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Awwwww
Old 11-10-2006, 11:44 AM
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U been doin reverse cowgirl on ya boyfriend again...
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:45 AM
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Then crawl in to bed next to her with the puppy dog eyes and tell her what you have done


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Originally Posted by ADRENALINE KA
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get your missus to rub the little 'un better
No chance of that mate shes an A&E nurse who is on nights so is fast asleep at the mo
unlucky mate
Old 11-10-2006, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tregmatt
i have done that its not a nice feeling
thought u had the op
Old 11-10-2006, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain Mike
Then crawl in to bed next to her with the puppy dog eyes and tell her what you have done


Mike
Mate i would get shouted at for waking her then once ive told what i had done she would laugh
Old 11-10-2006, 12:01 PM
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Well get some raw onions under your eyes and start the water works maybe she will take pity you never know you might even get some

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Originally Posted by Captain Mike
Well get some raw onions under your eyes and start the water works maybe she will take pity you never know you might even get some

Mike
I feel to ill for any action at this moment of time.

fook it really hurts
Old 11-10-2006, 12:13 PM
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Owwwwwwwww!!!!!

...And i was going to have meatballs for lunch!!
Old 11-10-2006, 12:37 PM
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Been there and done that before - the pain was horriffic, so much so I threw up what I had just eaten

My nuts turned purple and were swolen like baloons for a week - absolute agony
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i allways pull mine out the way before i sit down
Old 11-10-2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Been there and done that before - the pain was horriffic, so much so I threw up what I had just eaten

My nuts turned purple and were swolen like baloons for a week - absolute agony
cheers mate , ill prob ask the misses to bring home some soothig cream tomorrow morning
Old 11-10-2006, 02:56 PM
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:01 PM
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stomach still aches

ill re check my plums later for bruising
Old 11-10-2006, 03:04 PM
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wank more often you saggy balled cunt
Old 11-10-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
wank for often you saggy balled cunt
Old 11-10-2006, 03:19 PM
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:20 PM
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:33 PM
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im going to try and eat something now
Old 11-10-2006, 04:36 PM
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any pics ?
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A pain a woman will never understand. Ouch!!!!
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Awww dear...

Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
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Originally Posted by Katie
Awww dear...

Only thing you can do is hobble off down the vets and get yourself castrated. Not only will you not sit on them anymore..but you won't piss on the furniture nearly as much or sit licking them all day.....or maybe that's just dogs
well i have been known to
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Hate it when that happens!
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Originally Posted by Dan
Hate it when that happens!
I wouldnt say it was on the top of my list to do again


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