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Been pissing myself reading these posts. Cider Ronnie
We had a local tramp called Billy Meths years ago who lived in a multi storey car park above a nightclub called Banwells. Rumour has it he use to go down to the club on a weekend and complain about the noise.
We have another now who stands in South Shields and overlooks the Tyne and waves to the ships and directs the traffic all day long (inbetween his swigs of thunderbird).
Me and me mate were once on a bus about 10 years ago and seen a tramp half in this giant wheely bin, obviously after his supper. I'm sure it was Xmas Eve and we were on our way to the town, and we told the driver to stop the bus. Me and me mate legged it to the wheely bin then we got his legs and threw him in. We took him for a bit of a ride then turned the wheelie bin upside down then ran away into the cold night. It sounds awful now but it was a laugh at the time. The poor tramp never said a word either the whole time.
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We had a local tramp called Billy Meths years ago who lived in a multi storey car park above a nightclub called Banwells. Rumour has it he use to go down to the club on a weekend and complain about the noise.
We have another now who stands in South Shields and overlooks the Tyne and waves to the ships and directs the traffic all day long (inbetween his swigs of thunderbird).
Me and me mate were once on a bus about 10 years ago and seen a tramp half in this giant wheely bin, obviously after his supper. I'm sure it was Xmas Eve and we were on our way to the town, and we told the driver to stop the bus. Me and me mate legged it to the wheely bin then we got his legs and threw him in. We took him for a bit of a ride then turned the wheelie bin upside down then ran away into the cold night. It sounds awful now but it was a laugh at the time. The poor tramp never said a word either the whole time.
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fuck me,,,,,, im quite worried now as theres no nutters in my area ive noticed,,,,,,, makes me wonder if its either im the nutter or everyone is the nutter and ive just never noticed
but fuck me you lot have some people where you live,,,,, you should be made to declare that shite when you sell your property imo,,,,,, i dont wanna live in a place where blokes eat rats or another bloke who lives in a fucking tent
but fuck me you lot have some people where you live,,,,, you should be made to declare that shite when you sell your property imo,,,,,, i dont wanna live in a place where blokes eat rats or another bloke who lives in a fucking tent
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In Weymouth theres this girl must be 18ish and she always has an ipod on when walking around. Anyway i swear shes always on e shes walks down the road proper dancing to herself in the middle of the day.
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Originally Posted by rssteve
In Weymouth theres this girl must be 18ish and she always has an ipod on when walking around. Anyway i swear shes always on e shes walks down the road proper dancing to herself in the middle of the day. ![Banana](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/banana_dance.gif)
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when i stayed up in elgin there used to be a guy that carried a inner tube of a tyres about with him was a retty big one, so we used to ask for a shot an he used to go crazy chucking it about, was pretty funny at the time lol,
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when I was a kid growing up in canvey island there was a guy called pinky, lived in a shack he had built from junk and painted pink. We used to shout "PINKY!" when we went past on our bikes, he would come running out shouting gibberish
Where I am now (welwyn garden city in herts) we have a massive fat lady, in her 40s I guess, with a shaven head always pushing a old lady trolley.
We also have Captin Panshanger. He is amazing, about 40, big anorak and massive headphones. He came up with his name himself (panshanger is one of the estates), he has a t-shirt with it on and everything. He is cool thou, has raised loads of money for charity, and is always in the paper. We reckon hes got some really dark past though
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Where I am now (welwyn garden city in herts) we have a massive fat lady, in her 40s I guess, with a shaven head always pushing a old lady trolley.
We also have Captin Panshanger. He is amazing, about 40, big anorak and massive headphones. He came up with his name himself (panshanger is one of the estates), he has a t-shirt with it on and everything. He is cool thou, has raised loads of money for charity, and is always in the paper. We reckon hes got some really dark past though
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Originally Posted by nwa
There are a few wierd people in wolverhampton
1. There is a old fat bloke who just sits on the benches in town that stinks of piss and shit.
2. There is a guy around 40 who always asks for change in town and he only wears a suit jacket with nothing on underneath guy looks like a crackhead.
3. Old man that lives near me killed his mom, his house is a total dump and he lives in filth and he is a crazy motherfucker.
1. There is a old fat bloke who just sits on the benches in town that stinks of piss and shit.
2. There is a guy around 40 who always asks for change in town and he only wears a suit jacket with nothing on underneath guy looks like a crackhead.
3. Old man that lives near me killed his mom, his house is a total dump and he lives in filth and he is a crazy motherfucker.
Used to be the highlight of my trip if I spotted him when I was dragged out shopping by the wife
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Yeh great idea for a thread, lets all laugh at the mentally ill!! Why doesn't someone start a thread poking fun at spacko's in wheelchairs too...what fun!
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Originally Posted by christianh3
Yeh great idea for a thread, lets all laugh at the mentally ill!! Why doesn't someone start a thread poking fun at spacko's in wheelchairs too...what fun!
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