worst thing you ever done to someone i crushed a mate's car
22-09-2006, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by vroomtshh
Me, personally - this one guy stole my valve caps for his BMX, so I cut off his balls and took him up in my private jet and threw him out. I told the police about it, but they couldn't do anything coz they dont cover the sky. Its the truth innit
22-09-2006, 05:00 PM
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think it would be safe to piss him off. Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard. Isn't it amazing how hard people are when they are on the internet.
yup.....
never ever seen a car be crushed on the back of a wagon,....
also,.....
a mate of mine called me a cock, so i killed him, his family, and everyone in the local community....all beaten to death with a joint of ham.....
my thing is this,....
if your not a cunt to people, they wont be one back
mate of mine ran someone off the road purposely at about 60ish miles per hour.....
saw red, and went off it.....
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22-09-2006, 05:10 PM
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Fairly straightforward. Me and my best mate had an argument years ago, he really pissed me off. So I shagged his younger sister, told him every detail, watched him squirm. Made me feel loads better.
Still mates now.
Cheers
Matt
Still mates now.
Cheers
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22-09-2006, 05:24 PM
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I put a kid in hospital with 2 broken collar bones and broken ankle just over 10 years ago when he had been bullying me and he just punched me for no reason.
Totally lost it and beat him with a chair leg after smashing the wooden chair
Took loads of people to restrain me for ages.
Hence why i vowed not to "do" anger ever again. especially against others.
Totally lost it and beat him with a chair leg after smashing the wooden chair
Took loads of people to restrain me for ages.
Hence why i vowed not to "do" anger ever again. especially against others.
22-09-2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlsworth
think it would be safe to piss him off. Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard. Isn't it amazing how hard people are when they are on the internet.
yup.....
never ever seen a car be crushed on the back of a wagon,....
also,.....
a mate of mine called me a cock, so i killed him, his family, and everyone in the local community....all beaten to death with a joint of ham.....
my thing is this,....
if your not a cunt to people, they wont be one back
mate of mine ran someone off the road purposely at about 60ish miles per hour.....
saw red, and went off it.....
carl
he grapped the orion and put it on the back of the wagon then bang
flatten the roof on it then put the other 2 on top
22-09-2006, 07:28 PM
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fella i used to work with at a window firm didnt like 1 of the other blokes once, so when it was his turn to make the morning tea he rimmed the fella's cup
by this i mean pulled back his foreskin & wiped his cheesey helmet all round the rim of the fella's tea cup, & he's shagged his missus before work that day too & not washed it
i was fooking rolling on the floor laughing watching why the bloke sipped at his tea, i had to leave the room before he twigged something was up
by this i mean pulled back his foreskin & wiped his cheesey helmet all round the rim of the fella's tea cup, & he's shagged his missus before work that day too & not washed it
i was fooking rolling on the floor laughing
watching why the bloke sipped at his tea, i had to leave the room before he twigged something was up
22-09-2006, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by M K
fella i used to work with at a window firm didnt like 1 of the other blokes once, so when it was his turn to make the morning tea he rimmed the fella's cup
by this i mean pulled back his foreskin & wiped his cheesey helmet all round the rim of the fella's tea cup, & he's shagged his missus before work that day too & not washed it
i was fooking rolling on the floor laughing watching why the bloke sipped at his tea, i had to leave the room before he twigged something was up
by this i mean pulled back his foreskin & wiped his cheesey helmet all round the rim of the fella's tea cup, & he's shagged his missus before work that day too & not washed it
i was fooking rolling on the floor laughing
watching why the bloke sipped at his tea, i had to leave the room before he twigged something was up , i done that years ago 
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22-09-2006, 07:55 PM
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me and a mate stole my ex-girlfriends boyfriends brand new car (it was a 51 plate at the time) took it to the workshop where i work,stripped it to a bare shell then send it back to him piece by piece by ANC
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
22-09-2006, 08:15 PM
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Ten years ago when I was 17 I was a total arsehole shitcunt.
I stole Ł20 from my nan to buy drugs - two weeks after my grandad had died. I beat up my sister and caused so much stress at home my dad had a heart attack and my mum was driven to the brink of a nervous breakdown and had to see a shrink.
I've totally sorted myself out now and that person I was is a shadow of the past. These events now pray on my mind something terrible. The guilt really does me in sometimes and rightfully so. I've had many heart to heart with my folks who really do forgive me for it but I cant forgive myself.
Thats the worst I've ever done to anyone.
I stole Ł20 from my nan to buy drugs - two weeks after my grandad had died. I beat up my sister and caused so much stress at home my dad had a heart attack and my mum was driven to the brink of a nervous breakdown and had to see a shrink.
I've totally sorted myself out now and that person I was is a shadow of the past. These events now pray on my mind something terrible. The guilt really does me in sometimes and rightfully so. I've had many heart to heart with my folks who really do forgive me for it but I cant forgive myself.
Thats the worst I've ever done to anyone.
22-09-2006, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by collierm
Fairly straightforward. Me and my best mate had an argument years ago, he really pissed me off. So I shagged his younger sister, told him every detail, watched him squirm. Made me feel loads better.
Still mates now.
Cheers
Matt
Still mates now.
Cheers
Matt
Fookiing fantastic mate, you should have done his mam too!!
22-09-2006, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by big bad al
me and a mate stole my ex-girlfriends boyfriends brand new car (it was a 51 plate at the time) took it to the workshop where i work,stripped it to a bare shell then send it back to him piece by piece by ANC
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
22-09-2006, 10:09 PM
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pmsl @ some of the stories - Porkie, Martin & collier M - i have real tears reading those i'm laughing so much!!
SimonT - i can understand what you mean. whilst my tantrums and trouble causing wasnt quite as bad, i still look back and think "what the hell was i playing at??" and feel guilty no matter how many times you say sorry!! part of growing up i guess - learning by your mistakes!
i've only helped a friend take revenge on a boyfriend and that was doing the usual like putting exlax in his food whilst at work.
I wish in a way i'd taken revenge on some ex friends tho - altho i've been told they are doing quite alright giving themself a bad name by turning out to be a slapper so i'm happy
SimonT - i can understand what you mean. whilst my tantrums and trouble causing wasnt quite as bad, i still look back and think "what the hell was i playing at??" and feel guilty no matter how many times you say sorry!! part of growing up i guess - learning by your mistakes!
i've only helped a friend take revenge on a boyfriend and that was doing the usual like putting exlax in his food whilst at work.
I wish in a way i'd taken revenge on some ex friends tho - altho i've been told they are doing quite alright giving themself a bad name by turning out to be a slapper so i'm happy
22-09-2006, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by big bad al
me and a mate stole my ex-girlfriends boyfriends brand new car (it was a 51 plate at the time) took it to the workshop where i work,stripped it to a bare shell then send it back to him piece by piece by ANC
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
took 3 months and Ł1500 to send it back to him but it was fucking worth it!!
old bill didn't think it was funny tho i got a conditional discharge!
bet that was fun pmsl
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we had such a laugh stripping it!! everything was wrapped up properly so it wasn't damaged and every Friday for 3 months he recieved another part of his Corsa SXi 
23-09-2006, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by big bad al
we had such a laugh stripping it!! everything was wrapped up properly so it wasn't damaged and every Friday for 3 months he recieved another part of his Corsa SXi
23-09-2006, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by S1
Originally Posted by big bad al
we had such a laugh stripping it!! everything was wrapped up properly so it wasn't damaged and every Friday for 3 months he recieved another part of his Corsa SXi
never thought of that
24-09-2006, 08:57 AM
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ive rimmed my bosses cup because he was a general cunt, but other than that i cant think of anything, normally its me being a cunt to people and getting revenge taken out on me by them
can remember when i was a kid, i lived at the top of a hill, was in my mates garden playing cricket and we had a row so i launched the ball down the road, then my mate twatted me in the head with the cricket bat was only a hollow plastic one but knocked me clean out!!
a kid who used to bully everyone started on me at school after a few weeks of agro, so i battered him big style, he got expelled for it, then a few weeks later i got the hiding of my life on the bus one night
shot a mate of my brothers with a tweaked bb gun (stretched spring etc etc) on his bare chest by accident, so a few weeks later when i was pissed up, he superglued the sole of my left foot to the side of my right leg
i could go on for pages and pages and pages! not so much really bad stuff, more nasty pranks than anything! appart from the bus!
can remember when i was a kid, i lived at the top of a hill, was in my mates garden playing cricket and we had a row so i launched the ball down the road, then my mate twatted me in the head with the cricket bat
was only a hollow plastic one but knocked me clean out!! a kid who used to bully everyone started on me at school after a few weeks of agro, so i battered him big style, he got expelled for it, then a few weeks later i got the hiding of my life on the bus one night
shot a mate of my brothers with a tweaked bb gun (stretched spring etc etc) on his bare chest by accident, so a few weeks later when i was pissed up, he superglued the sole of my left foot to the side of my right leg
i could go on for pages and pages and pages! not so much really bad stuff, more nasty pranks than anything! appart from the bus!
24-09-2006, 09:00 AM
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oh yeah i sprayed my mates arm with carpet adhesive at work once, he smoked me in the side of the head from across the other side of the warehouse with a roll of 'for sale' stickers that must have weighed 3kgs
he also bent a metal broom handle round my leg, had the worst bruise ever and was in agony for weeks!
i must be a total cunt
he also bent a metal broom handle round my leg, had the worst bruise ever and was in agony for weeks!
i must be a total cunt
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Originally Posted by S1
Originally Posted by big bad al
we had such a laugh stripping it!! everything was wrapped up properly so it wasn't damaged and every Friday for 3 months he recieved another part of his Corsa SXi
no thats the only part they couldn't deliver so i got a recovery firm to drop it off!
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so i launched the ball down the road, then my mate twatted me in the head with the cricket bat was only a hollow plastic one but knocked me clean out!!
just remebering back....
when i was 14 this prick kept annoying me in maths, just generally being a tit....name calling etc....
so i stole the teachers pride and joy....his new parker pen....
teacher went off it, and held us all after class going through our possessions to find his beloved pen,...
we,...of course he found it in the kids bag
was suspended for it hahahaha
just remebering back....
when i was 14 this prick kept annoying me in maths, just generally being a tit....name calling etc....
so i stole the teachers pride and joy....his new parker pen....
teacher went off it, and held us all after class going through our possessions to find his beloved pen,...
we,...of course he found it in the kids bag
was suspended for it hahahaha
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