Cawood

rite, i my street is a steep cobbled road and my girlfriend parks her MGF at the bottom of the street on the main road as the handbrake wont hold it outside our house

its only a small street with about 12 terraced houses on it,

anyway shes parked there for ages (as we cant afford to get the handbrake sorted )

got this lass move in at the bottom house now, shes a rite tramp, single mum 4 kids, propa scruff!

shes already kicked off with us about parking our car near her house (its only a rented back to back)

she doesn't have a car and its parked out of the way anyway its not like its outside her front door or anything.

about a month ago loads of scratches appeared down the side of my birds car (looks like the bitch has run her pram down the length of the car)

now last nite, went to the car, to find the bonnet covered in scratches and 2 dents in it!!!

my girlfriends really upset now, and shes taken the car to her grans n shes just leaving it up there now

I WANT REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what can i do!?!?

GARETH T

use the foot brake before you pull up the handbrake

keep an eye out too see if any regular boyfriend stays over, inform the social

or just knock her out

Jonzy

I agree with Gareth, knock the scutter out. Prob find you tyres slashed then though

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

id park the car through the front of the fucking ho's house!

that will teach the filthy slut

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

ps, just ring the social and say there are at least 3 bloke that stay regularly, and that shes a prozzie and gets about 4 clients a day but they say shes not that good

fucking tramp

Cawood

what difference does using the foot brake first do??!? she does that anyway like, but was just wondering?

ha would love to knock her out, but shes a black lass with an even bigger black boyfriend that sometimes pops round

dont fancy him n his yardies banging on me door

dont really fancy starting a big turf war as i park my cossie out on the street

need to get with with loads of sly stuff where she wont know its me!

u know, things like order pizzas. taxis, etc, filling her yard with shit

just loads of annoying blaggin stuff!

althought i really would love to kick her in her twat!

Cawood

ha ha like that idea! mite do that

GARETH T

your ment to use the footbrake before you apply the handbrake as it puts pressure on the pads/disks

*Bri.4.b.Cos*

FPMSL

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

ring the cops and say shes waving a gun around, and her boyfriend is a drug dealer thats selling coke to all the school kids in the area

but use a phone box

Mark B

piss in a bottle for a few days an put a funnel through her letter box an pour it all in? put shite on the door handles? get a group of mates an egg the house one night, about 100 eggs should do it, shop her to the terrorist police lol, spray junkie scum up the side of her house, that will automaticly start the whole street thinking shes a crack head lol,

let us know how it turns out,

Mb.

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

do a few drive-by's with a paintball gun and shoot the mong in the titties

Mr Shannon

Brick / Fire bomb her windows when she's out?

Inform the popo that she's a drug dealing prostitute terrorist muslim extremist

Cawood

FPMSL lads, keep em coming!

Mr Shannon

Place a burning swastika (sp) in her front yard. (if she has one)

Lou Lou.

Omg would never want to piss you guys off


Sorry about your girlies car

biglee

buy yourself a real shit box of a big car...like a nakerd old grann estate or sumit, make sure you tax it for a year and leave it outside her house for the whole year....slight cost involved but it is good to see how frustrated they get....almost exactly the same happened to me with the next door neighbours, i left a car there for 8 months not moved a wheel, they even called the police ..just toi be told its a public highway and as long as the car was taxed ect it could sit there....

i would do the piss thing tho.....make sure you get all your mates to piss in it aswell so its not traceable...

Coldo

Kill her children?

Mr Shannon

Ooo i've thought of another

Next time you go for a dump, scruntch up a load of bog roll, crimp it into the bog roll then wing it at her window on your way past.

Cant imagine she'd be too happy having to clean a skid mark off her window

biglee

class

icelollies

Ring the social mate and tell them she has regular visits from men that stay over regularly, they will be roung like a shot and its loads of hassle for her.

Tell the police you have seen a group of black men walking in the house with what looked like white powder wrapped in cligfilm.

Tell the police you got stitched in a drug deal so want to grass the dealer, say its someone in her house.

tell the police you walked up the street and group of men from that house gave you abuse and brandished a knife to scare you.

Its called Nitromorse...and its fucking nasty shit in a squirty bottle, it destroys, paint, metal and especially......PVC doors and PVC window frames, eats thought in really fast.

Buy a Ł50 shitter, dont put it in your name...and leave the fucker outside her door and a mean right out outside, she can scratch it all she want cos you wont give a fuck, even set it on fire if ya want.

Just do the nitromorse and car burning when the kids are not in as they are not being the arse, just their scruffy mother!!

Phil

iTrader: (1)

You could always just leave the car in gear outside your house then it wont roll Women drivers

Mr Shannon

But where's the fun in that?

John Laverick

Thats what I'd do....

Stavros

Yeah man, its be soo bad to have people talking about shit on a car forum about stuff they will never actually do to you

Cawood

LMAO!!!

fancy doing it for me?

ha ha lovin em

mite av to borrow a few ideas lads, some a bit extreme (physco's)

dont really fancy getting locked up,

my plan was to chuck dog shit @ her windows n on her door handle

just little annoying things like that

propably egg her house as well.

me n my mates did a guy who live opposite me, 18 eggs all at his windows @ 3am! wa piss funny

cabrio zo

Exactly what I was going to say, why has no-one mentioned this already (or why has she not been doing this already!) and I'm flipping woman lol

God knows what the stupid sluts problem is, if you don't drive who gives a shit where you park - you don't own the road its public highway can park where you like

Z

BlueSmoke

Mate, shit in a bag then put it ont he doorstep and set fire to it and knock on the door!

Shit on a newspaper, fold it and push it halfway through the letterbox!

Or when she's out, shove a load of crap in her key hole so she can't get the key in to unlock the door

GARETH T

Miss Fiesta Turbo

I think egging the windows while they're all asleep would be the funniest thing to start off with!

Lou Lou.

But its the words that i fear

We all know nothing will be done!! think it must be a guy thing

MARCOSWORTH

iTrader: (24)

Vomit on a plastic bag,put it in the freezer,when it's frozen you slide it in her mailbox.Smells nice in her hall when it's de-frosted

Mr Shannon

Arghh thats fucking grim is that

Expanding foam in her keyhole?

Paul1982

Do it the Italian Way:

Cut off a horse's head (one that is already dead for you all horse lovers) and try and put it in her bed

Eagle

iTrader: (2)

pour water through the letterbox and add some cress or grass seed

good substitue for poo is gravy powder mix with warm water to get a poo like consitancy add a few choice additives, few peas or sweetcorn... put into a carrier bag and cut the corner off to create a piping tube effect .. swirl large round like turd in the middle of her path and garden and watch with amusement
see how long she manages to put up with it...
you can get this stuff called catoff its a spray that smells like a gas leak
see how long it takes for the gas board to appear...

or one night get a big sheet and a spray can .. just put on it a few choice words and hang outside her house...

Joris_FRST

the key thing is cool, just buy some seconds glue for metal and put some in all her locks

icelollies

Or use window sealant in the locks, my mate had this done years to his car and it was new locks all round

Cawood

any how exactly do you know that?

you dont know me or anything about me? so how exaclty can you say that????

xr4x4rs

iTrader: (5)

key thing is good id have to admit, could use anything for that like chemical metal

but some of the ideas are just awsome if you have the balls to do it

Cawood

TBH i've just left her to it

i know she does leave it in gear as well

can it not roll at all when in gear? cos she says it still doesn't hold