A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The next thing you know, the monkey runs over to the pool table and jumps up on top of it. The monkey picks up the cue ball, puts it in its mouth and swallows it.

The bartender says to the monkey's owner, "Did you see what your monkey just did? He just swallowed a cue ball!"

The guy gets up, grabs his monkey and leaves, ranting that he can't take it anywhere.

About a week later, the guy returns to the bar again with the monkey. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The next thing you know, the monkey jumps up on the bar and starts doing his monkey tricks. Then the monkey grabs a peanut and shoves it up its ass. Then the monkey takes the peanut out of its ass and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted and says to the monkey's owner, "Your monkey just ate a peanut that he had just shoved up his ass!"

The monkey's owner replies, "What do you expect? After that cue ball, he measures everything first before he eats it!"

 

 

 

 

good 1

 

pmsl

 

 

good one.

 

pmsl, feckin monkey's eh

 

 

LOL Quality

 

FPMSL!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

whos the bird with her tits out on yer avatar? looks familiar off TV or summat, cant picture who it is tho...

 

PMSL!
Steve thats shell of big brother!