There are some right numpties about :cry:
07-09-2006, 12:39 PM
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There are some right numpties about :cry:
Was in the messroom at work today, chatting with a driver about the E30 project, as he likes his old skool cars 
and this numpty leans over and says
"my mate used to have a 4x4 cosworth, had 600bhp and would spin all 4 wheels in 4th gear on a dry road"
To which he got the reply of:
"fuck off, i'm having a private conversation"
always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock
and this numpty leans over and says"my mate used to have a 4x4 cosworth, had 600bhp and would spin all 4 wheels in 4th gear on a dry road"
To which he got the reply of:
"fuck off, i'm having a private conversation"
always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock
07-09-2006, 12:44 PM
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Nill - the rumour was true, issues with the brakes, but they are now sorted.
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
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07-09-2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Nill - the rumour was true, issues with the brakes, but they are now sorted.
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
as for spinning the wheels the only way he could is if he lost the back end and hit the dirt while still trying to accelorate.
07-09-2006, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Racey
its funny how they always have a mate
07-09-2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NIL 7717
Originally Posted by Graceland
Nill - the rumour was true, issues with the brakes, but they are now sorted.
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
as for spinning the wheels the only way he could is if he lost the back end and hit the dirt while still trying to accelorate.
Just waiting on a decision on a loan.. if that all works out, it'll be mine, all mine! MUHAHAHAAAA!
07-09-2006, 01:02 PM
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sounds familiar, but my boss
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns ).
when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian and the old ones were much more reliable.
one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns
).when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian
and the old ones were much more reliable.one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
07-09-2006, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gingeRS
sounds familiar, but my boss
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns ).
when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian and the old ones were much more reliable.
one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns
).when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian
and the old ones were much more reliable.one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
07-09-2006, 01:12 PM
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So how comes you're selling Gracie?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
07-09-2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by NIL 7717
Originally Posted by Graceland
Nill - the rumour was true, issues with the brakes, but they are now sorted.
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
and selling yep, got a chap off here coming to look at it tomorrow night
and I would love to see a 600bhp 4x4 cos spin the wheels - on a standard gearbox
as for spinning the wheels the only way he could is if he lost the back end and hit the dirt while still trying to accelorate.
Just waiting on a decision on a loan.. if that all works out, it'll be mine, all mine! MUHAHAHAAAA!
why thank you very much.mental little car, i thnk its cracking.i like things that are different. 
07-09-2006, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Will 85
So how comes you're selling Gracie?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
07-09-2006, 01:31 PM
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Dan - quite possibly, but it was obvious he was talking out of the crack of his arse when i asked him what year the car was - he said it was a 1984 model
07-09-2006, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
I knew a guy with a husqavarna super moto bike that would wheelspin on dry roads at 90 when you gunned it ?
I actually did though
I actually did though
I had a husky and can safely say this is true
08-09-2006, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
I knew a guy with a husqavarna super moto bike that would wheelspin on dry roads at 90 when you gunned it ?
I actually did though
I actually did though
I had a husky and can safely say this is true
and there i was picturing a dog tearing through the snow at 90 mph while you were giving it "MUSH MUSH!!!!!!!"
08-09-2006, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock
My mate the Diva had a 375BHP white saph that use to spin its wheels in 7th in the dry
& it was only a Stage 1 car Sorry Diva
08-09-2006, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Originally Posted by Big Will 85
So how comes you're selling Gracie?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
The amount of blood, sweat and tears that's gone into it - i'd have thought you'd have at least done a year with it?
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08-09-2006, 12:28 PM
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Re: There are some right numpties about :cry:
Originally Posted by StickerPaul
Originally Posted by Graceland
always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock
My mate the Diva had a 375BHP white saph that use to spin its wheels in 7th in the dry
& it was only a Stage 1 car Sorry Diva
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08-09-2006, 01:19 PM
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I know a guy like that, the funniest thing was the he too has a mate with a "600bhp escos thats got nitrous and will do 200mph and outrun the cozzers and the helicopter and the cozzers couldnt do anything about it cos he told them he was at home all the time"
He got the nickname 2 shits off some of the guys I used to work with on shopfloor........... 2 shits cos if you'd had one he'd had 2
He got the nickname 2 shits off some of the guys I used to work with on shopfloor........... 2 shits cos if you'd had one he'd had 2
08-09-2006, 01:23 PM
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If the opportunity comes for a good put-down, I jump in with both feet , as they are so easy to absolutely tear to shreds .
I would have even gone to the point of stopping my conversation and quizzing him about the car mentioned, before listing every single one of the facts of why he is so full of shit.
, as they are so easy to absolutely tear to shreds .I would have even gone to the point of stopping my conversation and quizzing him about the car mentioned, before listing every single one of the facts of why he is so full of shit
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Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by bigbobby
Originally Posted by 89XR2
I knew a guy with a husqavarna super moto bike that would wheelspin on dry roads at 90 when you gunned it ?
I actually did though
I actually did though
I had a husky and can safely say this is true
and there i was picturing a dog tearing through the snow at 90 mph while you were giving it "MUSH MUSH!!!!!!!"
08-09-2006, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
If the opportunity comes for a good put-down, I jump in with both feet , as they are so easy to absolutely tear to shreds .
I would have even gone to the point of stopping my conversation and quizzing him about the car mentioned, before listing every single one of the facts of why he is so full of shit.
, as they are so easy to absolutely tear to shreds .I would have even gone to the point of stopping my conversation and quizzing him about the car mentioned, before listing every single one of the facts of why he is so full of shit
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08-09-2006, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by gingeRS
sounds familiar, but my boss
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns ).
when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian and the old ones were much more reliable.
one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
when i told him i was buying a saff, he asked why? as they are too old nowadays
he then went on to explain about his old cosworth, which he traded in against his h-plate transit (which he still owns
).when i showed him a picture of one, he said thats not a real one, as it had a sunroof, and real sierra cosworths dont have sunroofs
also when discussing TVR's one day he suggested that they are now unreliable, cos they have been bought out by a russian
and the old ones were much more reliable.one day he borrowed his 'friends' one and drove it into work (before i started here, of course) and i bet you cant guess what model it was..................................thats right
a speed 12!!!
his mate must have been peter wheeler of tvr then, cause they only ever made 1 for the road and thats now in bits round the back of the tvr factory what a cock
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Originally Posted by Rab
I'll never forget the arse in Halfords that told me his Focus had been chipped and cammed to over 400bhp
What a goon
What a goon
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