Was in the messroom at work today, chatting with a driver about the E30 project, as he likes his old skool cars and this numpty leans over and says

"my mate used to have a 4x4 cosworth, had 600bhp and would spin all 4 wheels in 4th gear on a dry road"

To which he got the reply of:

"fuck off, i'm having a private conversation"


always one aint there who has a mate who has a 600bhp car -the cock