BlueSmoke

Yes that's right folks.

GET IN!!!!

BM08

Good for you chap

Tarren

Fair play mate good on yaaa

Benn 304R

Good on ya m8




Now post some pics up of the unlucky lady

Stavros

Fair play

Hate to say it tho, but if you this exited about getting a bird your gonna be getting the razors and rope out when it all goes tits up!

haz87

Congrats mate.

Whats his name?


Only jokin fella

dave cos4x4

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_DAN_

Charlie Chalk

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what make is it?

XR-RS

pmsl

how much was she then ?

JohnnyB

Ł50 for a rub and tug from your local massage parlor does not count

BM08

Absolutly PMSL at some of these replys

BlueSmoke

Haha you coooooonts!

I was just saying, since I was moaning about being single a while ago. I actually ended up having to brush one lass off for this. Weird though, I've NEVER clicked with anyone the way I have with this girl. Kinda scary

Only a week ago I was being chased round a club by a fat greasy minger

EDIT: When I get chance I will bang a pic up, may be a couple of days yet tho. Don't crucify me!

89xr2

So chip finally gave in to all the roses and saucy texts then? Fair play

BlueSmoke

Haha bastid!

Benn 304R

89xr2, you got it wrong he turned down chip like he says above

Shorty

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Fair Play Jay

Get some pics up!

ballin

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jesus christ its getting SOOO boring hearing this, every desperate muppet says it about EVERY bird they find

Charlie Chalk

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So how much was it? I need a blow up doll!

Ginge !

glad someone else said what i was thinking


birds are just people mate, theres no secret skill in pulling one ect

all you gotta do is just show e you can take control and your done, they need to kniow whos boss

ill post more up in a sec but i have to pop out and do the shopping as shes gonna be home soon and have a go ect

brb

Anonymous

Stavros

I was gonna say, this is Thrush and MadMac version 356

Load of old bollocks, but theyl soon learn, or not

Charlie Chalk

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Anonymous

The more desperate you are, the more perfect they seem

Ginge !

they never learn mate, see people like this all the time

treat a bird like a princess, open doors for em just to be fucked over by the next bloke than chats to em but not got the desperate " i wanna marry the first girl that blows me" t-shirt


blokes theres a more women in this country than blokes, thats a fact, take away the few that choose to date there school mates you still have a ratio of straight girls to guy by 2 to 1

if you wanna get a easy lay take the weekend with ya mates down derby or nottingham, even if you dont pull the first time ( fuck knows how but i supose confidence ect) go a few times, its almost as easy to pull there as it is on a 4 week 18-30 jon as a rep



go for it and dont marry the first bird that lets you have a quick fuck unless shes takes it up the arse and loves it !!!!!!

Stavros

how many times you been out on the pull in derby or notts then ginge?

Anonymous

Ive only been out in Notts once, about 15 years ago, but was exactly as described, about 3 times as many birds out as blokes

Like shooting fish in a barrel

RichardPON

I want to go back to Nottingham

What a night, especially when out with Uni boys - even the University has a 3:1 ratio for god's sake!

foreigneRS

that was the mirrors

Ginge !

steve im fucking 27 mate,,,, ive used to go there alot when i was 19 to 21,,, what you think im lying and ive never left the house


ive done alot more than you belive i have my friend

i was doing charlie when i was fucking 16 ffs and THEN tried pills when i was 19

ive also worked at butlins when i was 18 for a few weeks ( sacked for fighting belive it or not) and also worked in a halls of residence for 9 months when i was 17 turning 18


what you think ive been using the internet for years and met my missus on faceparty or somink

i was also at fabrics opening guess list night,,,,,,, wonder how i got that

Ginge !

oh and forgot to mention that i also was in the school band with fonte from heartless crew and ive know him since i was 10 years old

cant think of the others but ive got a few people ive know that have made it and the missus cousin is also just been signed to a record label


seriously steve we have gotta meet one day as you really cant tell you know someone based on there internet person and then see what there history is about

Stavros

Wow ginge, your my hero

I didnt say you was lying FFS, i asked a question you cunt

Thought you said you lost your V to the piece you still with now?

SS1

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we all have are crosses to bare

thanks for the pm with the picture she looks quite tastey

RWD_cossie_wil

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some very funny comments, but I do think some of you are being a bit harsh to be fair why is finding someone you like to be with desperate? Is sometimes quite nice to take a bird out and enjoy her company rarther than just bang her then leave


Fair play mate, hope it all goes well

Lambchop

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what the one that's too big?

Ginge !

eh ???

i doubt ive said that and ment it,,,, as ive been with nikki since i was 22 i think but them who know me will know she wasnt my first ( though wish she was as i like the idea of sleeping with the right person first ect but ive never met anyone that lasted more than 5 years ( and i only know one and they was both sad loosers who wont leave as they never thought they would do better,,,,, then she got another offer and left )


but i recall i have posted i was a virgin on here before and i still claim im one to new people,,,,, just cause im special

ive also tell people im gay and ive also told people im a shepheard and a also i work for a contract company that changes the bulbs in lighthouses



none of em are true


glad im your hero though,,,,,,, ill send a signed photo of me with my knob hanging out into redline this week



oh and my first girlfriend that i lost myh sweet cherry too her mum was the person who wrote the levis advert where nick camen takes his jeans off and sticks em in the washing machine,,,, and her dad wrote those fucking " i cant belive its not butter" rubber cow adverts,,,, fuck me they was shite


oh and also my parents used to live opposite kaye winslet up until she split with her partner



theres all my life history gone so when we meet we will have to chat about cars



BUT if you thought i lost my v to nikki that explains the reason for questioning me,,,,,,, also explains why you think im such a sad cunt who has never been out before

Ginge !

hey i agree,,,,, and you dont have to be ashamed our gay either mate



be honest how many birds are you REAL mates with,,,, you can talk like you feel, say waht you like and not have to worry about what she says


also how many women who are such good people to talk to also happen to be good looking ?????



not many ugley birds have loads of boys who are friends,,,,,,,, i find that strange how we find converstaion of good looking women more interesting


btw most fit birds are a fucking pain in the arse,,,,, and i dot mean when shes sticking her thumb in ya ring peice

Sticky.

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Nice one Jay

You deserve some luck mate, hope all goes well

Ginge !

acutally joking aside and without the harsh comment i was ment to type

congrats mate ect like all the others have too

so congrats and i hope she is the one and you dont go to a club oneday and find her chatting up radders,,,,,, as then ya will know shes a minger

good luck though