Intercoursing masterbaters
02-08-2006, 09:20 AM
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went out for a drink with a bird last night, only intended to have a couple of shandys then come home early as she was meeting some of her works mates up a club, ended up getting lashed and staying her house and left my car in town, got a taxi back to it this morning and seen the fucking windscreen wipers stood up and all manged and bent 
why can the cunts never show any respect for other peoples property
least they never keyd it or did any other major damage i supose, but still
anyone got two fiesta wiper arms?
why can the cunts never show any respect for other peoples property
least they never keyd it or did any other major damage i supose, but still
anyone got two fiesta wiper arms?
02-08-2006, 09:35 AM
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pain in the arse that , trouble is when the beer is flowing nothing else matters lol,i did the same went to pick my car up in the morning and it had foot prints all over the bonnet and roof ,to say i was a tad pissed off was an understatement !!!!!! 
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02-08-2006, 10:00 AM
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always stick to shandy when im driving you cock! was on the snakebites aftewards 
and as for newquay
i swear all i had to eat that day was rice crispies about 8am before i left to get luxton,, and 8 pints of guiness + 1/2 a bottle of safari when i got to the site
02-08-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by april
don't make yourself sound stupid
"i was half drunk and half hanging out my arse, all i could do was shag"
"i was half drunk and half hanging out my arse, all i could do was shag"
can we have that again in english please?! wtf are you on about?!
02-08-2006, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by xr-Stu
Originally Posted by april
don't make yourself sound stupid
"i was half drunk and half hanging out my arse, all i could do was shag"
"i was half drunk and half hanging out my arse, all i could do was shag"
can we have that again in english please?! wtf are you on about?!tired
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02-08-2006, 02:29 PM
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thought of you the other day
, raced an M3 on the ring road in bristol, had a mate in the car and two full exhuast systems, and (yeah yeah, excuses excuses i hear you say) considering its running like a bag of shit, im quite suprised how well i did and avoided being made to look silly 
you still up for that bet? got the new engine sat in my garage and my mates picking up the new management from ford fair this weekend. should be running another 40bhp before the end of the month.
i mean this all in fun and in the interests of a good laugh btw! im not being a cunt!
02-08-2006, 02:48 PM
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stu, u shaggin as many birds as u can before the milf from the states cums over to marry u
and pmsl @ newquay, il never forget that pic of us ittin outside the indian eating the curry, lookin rava fucked!!!
cant seem to find it tho
02-08-2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by xr-Stu
i mean this all in fun and in the interests of a good laugh btw! im not being a cunt!
02-08-2006, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by xr-Stu
thought of you the other day
, raced an M3 on the ring road in bristol, had a mate in the car and two full exhuast systems, and (yeah yeah, excuses excuses i hear you say) considering its running like a bag of shit, im quite suprised how well i did and avoided being made to look silly you still up for that bet? got the new engine sat in my garage and my mates picking up the new management from ford fair this weekend. should be running another 40bhp before the end of the month.
i mean this all in fun and in the interests of a good laugh btw! im not being a cunt!
Well believe this if you will.....Ive only gone and knacked the engine in the M3 havent I
, thought they were supposed to be bulletproof Spark plug worked itself loose in the head and threaded the head , and shattered the plug, hopefull no bore damage
Problem is getting someone to take the head of without having to remortgage my house.
But I would never back out of a dual Stuey mate, problem is youre miles away
02-08-2006, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by squizxr
Stu, u shaggin as many birds as u can before the milf from the states cums over to marry u
and pmsl @ newquay, il never forget that pic of us ittin outside the indian eating the curry, lookin rava fucked!!!
cant seem to find it tho
you mean this pic mate?!
02-08-2006, 04:52 PM
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Well believe this if you will.....Ive only gone and knacked the engine in the M3 havent I
, thought they were supposed to be bulletproof Spark plug worked itself loose in the head and threaded the head , and shattered the plug, hopefull no bore damage
Problem is getting someone to take the head of without having to remortgage my house.
But I would never back out of a dual Stuey mate, problem is youre miles away
doesnt sound like much fun, cant you do it yourself? any chance of helicoiling the plug hole?
02-08-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by squizxr
Stu, u shaggin as many birds as u can before the milf from the states cums over to marry u
and pmsl @ newquay, il never forget that pic of us ittin outside the indian eating the curry, lookin rava fucked!!!
cant seem to find it tho
you mean this pic mate?!
02-08-2006, 06:12 PM
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Mr Brannen i got the head helicoiled on my 3door with the head still on the car at cleasby's crankshaft repairs and never flickered ....towed it there and drove it back.......they had a mad little hoover type thing to get all the shit out the bore 
it was only about £20-£25
and never flickered ....towed it there and drove it back.......they had a mad little hoover type thing to get all the shit out the bore it was only about £20-£25
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